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He reminds me so much of Wijnaldum. Class on his day, but there are so many games he's completely invisible. One of the players I always wanted to succeed here, but I'd cash in on him now. Should be a C, but I'd give him a D- now due to availability

Less happy version of this expression

When he signed I thought it would be the other way around as I remembered him picking up a lot of offensive points in FPL when breaking through for Soton. He looks pretty clumsy going forward and his attempts at dribbling sometimes just entails trying to run straight through a defender Hopefully he'll improve

C Always performing better than expected when called upon. Shame about that injury

Not knowing how FFP works. It’s pretty much been given a «toddler explanation» in every thread here the last 3 years and its so relevant for us. We might need a sticky thread explaining it

One of the worst kneejerk posts I’ve seen here (if it’s satire it went over my head)

Such a harsh red Honestly thought the red was pulled out for something in aftermath

So impressed with him. What a talent

We should do joint celebrations for every goal scored as a dig to the PL and to raise awareness

Every neutral cunt must look at this fixture and think it'll be the one they'll want to watch this weekend. Going to be a great match

Didn't Man Utd and Liverpool urge the other PL clubs to cough up 500k each as a parting gift to the last PL CEO when he retired? Was obvious that the next guy would be working for them before Masters even applied for the job. The fact that they got to choose him sums it up

Incredible news to wake up to! Dont see how the PL can think that the amended rules are now lawful as they only had a few minor changes like setting a FMV on owner debt costs?

Probably a dumb question, but could we play at SJP whilst it being expanded? How long would and expansion take vs a total rebuild?

His contract expiring will be like a new signing

Not enough hate in the world for their lame translation of Alé and trying to trademark it

He looks surreal - like if its some earlier versions of FIFA where if you pass the ball into his radius it automatically renders to him having the ball with perfect control running forward. Touch is sublime

Without his injury we'd be in the CL now. What a fucking god of a CB

Not a yellow on Rice that? Wtf

Lego Head should spend 100k of his 2bn war crest to buy him a back extension

Whining diving cunts

Schär man How is he up there to disrupt a pass from their keeper

So close

Wish Gordon would go on the outside every now and then

Gordon is so off today

Diving cunt