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I hope the fake Ronaldo gets sent off

Played for the penalty and the defender fell for it, now we have the Welsh wankfest

God John Hartson is painful to listen to

Going to go for a Yankie win, purely because I can't be arsed with all the Bale wankfest in the media if Wales win, and Dan Biggar is a twat in the rugby

Roy Keane looks like a right miserable tramp these days

I quite like the BBC pundit line up, ex pros who know the games, female presenters there again for their knowledge not as a token, good looking as well?, even Dion Dublin isn't too bad, can't wait to see what knuckle dragging retards ITV wheel out, probably Joe Cole who can't even speak English!

Those paid Qatar fans are really going to have to earn their dollars now, the pitch looks nice mind for the middle of the desert

To be fair there have been far worse games at previous world cups, wow nice header

What's the chance Petr Cech suddenly finds a Qatari grandmother in time for the next game and comes out of retirement, while all the Qatar goalkeepers get injured after a big brown envelope gets delivered to his house

Var the penalty??

I can't wait to see Qatar win the WC it is going to be the funniest WC ever

Lol, var, send some cash downstairs quickly?

Oh dear, keeper for the chop

Ffs are they still building the set while the BBC broadcasts, what's that tapping noise?

Still fifth, had a crap week and have dropped from the top of my work league ?

Tucked out, long sleeves and half the time socks half way down my shin pads!, I remember one ref who kept telling me to pull my socks up. I was right footed and either played as a nippy left winger cutting in and scoring a few goals or Stu Pierce style left back flipping people up in the air, I'm only 5'7" so pretty much used to launch myself into tackles, f'ing used to love playing until beer and fags ?

Woo woo, just checked the NO league, up to third?

I love the 80's badge, I wish they would bring it back on the kit

Just swapped out Bruno for Miggy after weeks of holding on for Bruno to start scoring, sorry everyone for screwing up Miggys form

Swapped out a couple of my subs this week to get some money in the bank ahead of dropping out Jesus next week if he doesn't start scoring soon.

Get in, I was a kid in the 80's so have a soft spot for forest, also had some great craic with some if their vans on the train home from the opening day game. I hope they stay up and it will be great lapping up all those salty scouse tears all weekend

Didn't really get going, but still won. Need to improve against better teams and we still need a good few upgrades if we want to full control games against dross like this.

Get longstaff and Murphy off, put shelvey and Anderson on, drop three into the middle and Anderson behind wilson, need to get the midfield under control

I know Joe was on a yellow but they seem to be getting a lot more space in the middle

T rex kicking off at half time, gimpy twat