Rod

Yes and we have the worst manager in the league by a mile.

Good post. To hear our coaches barking loudly all game the most inane and basic instructions was embarrassing. It was the sort of thing you'd hear over enthusiastic parents yelling out at their kids' football match. Just one point of disagreement I have with you. I would absolutely have Scott Parker ahead of Bruce. There isn't a worse manager in the Premier League than Bruce.

"A player in there". I think I'm going to scream! Maybe if you thought about the player’s career rather than 1 season under Steve Bruce, you might come up with a different opinion. No, I know a player when I see one. I don't need two fuc*ing seasons to make my mind up.

And Newcastle.

No I'm calm. I am onto my second bottle of sauvignon blanc like. Well spotted.

Kaka, I would like to know your prediction just to prove you know something about the game of football.

Look far more convincing when they look to counter though, and they're not all sat on top of each other when defending. I think they'll have a chance this season, they've had some tough opening fixtures. Won't be surprised at all if they beat us. Think they look better organised. I agree with you. Who would have thought that?

We WILL be in a relegation fight!

Not at all. I now know you know fu*k all about football though. In my opinion.

Not at all. I now know you know fu*k all about football though.

But any player at any given time in a season will have a decent game. Whether that be Messi or Colback. I would be amazed if Joelinton went a long period of time playing constantly crap or not contributing to goals. I still know he is a dreadful footballer. The same analogy applies to Bruce. You on the other hand just love to be controversial.

And then he comes across as being superior to anyone else. What kind of response is that? A completely reasonable one The original post had nothing to do with whether Joelinton was good All hail to the great Kaka.

And then he comes across as being superior to anyone else. What kind of response is that?

I can't thank you enough for those comments. I thought it was just me. The bloke is obsessed. A tiny glimmer of a decent pass or god forbid a goal (which I honestly think anyone is capable of) and Kaka comes on really laying it on thick to the fans that see Joelinton is awful. I mean two goals against 10 men Morecambe and he was creaming his knickers.

"A player in there". I think I'm going to scream!

Oh hail Confucius.

Park the bus I honestly hope that Bruce reads this board. He needs some realism.

4-0 defeat.

OK, I get it.

I give up! This fan base does my head in. Is everything fine now? Fuck off man we aren’t stupid Some (most) are.

I give up! This fan base does my head in. Is everything fine now?

Has everyone gone mental? It's Morecambe for fu*ks sake!

Yeah, Bruce is doing ok.

It's Morecambe man and he cost 40 million quid! Are you stupid or something?

But it's obvious that you didn't know it was Staveley's husband. Jesus, it's been in the news and all over Toon websites for about a hundred years. Do you not feel a little bit silly/embarrassed?