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Eh? Battle Hill Forum was quite toxic in its day.

“At 1-1 when Darlow saved we thought 'Is it one of those days for us' but I think we pushed on too much. We maybe should have realised we're playing against Manchester United and kind of just shut up shop a little bit more and gone for the draw and looked to counter attack them a bit.” Get in the fucking sea.

Footballers tend to be a bit thick. Good managers aren’t. Bruce was a footballer.

Your swing from one extreme to the other has been quite impressive. You were so positive and convinced it was going to happen mid may, and now you are so negative and convinced that Bruce is safe and he knows what's happening. I was sure it was happening and it didn’t so now I’ve got to try the other way as well, you never know!

There’s as much a chance of Bruce being abducted by aliens as there is being sacked by the “new owners”. Bruce has said himself that the door is closed and to move on (or down). He knows more about the takeover than anyone on here.

“The most worrying statistic is the number of shots Newcastle are allowing on their goal, which could suggest a problem with the midfield balance. Newcastle United currently allowing shots at a rate of 17.2, after Saturday's defeat to Manchester United. The last Premier League team to surpass that over a season was Sunderland in 2016/17, who were relegated as the division's bottom club and conceded 69 goals in the process, an average of almost two per match.” Chron

Yep wasn't it stated at the time Bruce was way down the list of candidates? 11th choice allegedly.

I think it’s the fact that we’re also watching Bruce do exactly what the fans knew was going to happen when no fucker else would touch this turd of a club under Ashley’s t’s & c’s.

Great player. Natural goal scorer but I lost a bit of respect or him when he shagged Wallsendmag’s wife.

Its such a great idea. In fact why not use it in British politics? Pick a couple of post codes, say W8 and SW7, give the rest of us 250 quid off our council tax for a couple of years before adding it back on with interest. And let them make political decisions for all of us instead of that awful voting thing we have to endure every few years. Sorted!

He paints like a brown ale drinker. It’s off.

Saudi flag (if you squint a bit)

“Hats off to them”. “Stepped up to the plate”. Fuck me his quote repertoire is horrific. Can just picture him practicing his interview techniques in his bedroom, curtains shut through the day, surrounded by empty takeaway cartons with Mike Basset paused on the vhs.

We’re probably the most pointless team in the premiership. We offer nothing. No excitement, no entertainment. Nothing. We’ve replaced sunlun as the turd that won’t flush.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/head-pif-admits-one-two-18994681 One of the two?

“The lads were tired after the magnificent cup effort. Perhaps we shouldn’t have taken that game so seriously, but there’s pressure from the fans for a cup run. hey, we’ll regroup at training tomorrow, check the injury list, do some fast running and get ready for the next one”

Love to see Bruce lose this one rather than continue progressing until we ultimately go out with a whimper to a reasonably organised “acceptable to be knocked out by” team.

Horrific. Bruceball without luck is as attractive as shop doorway vomit. Nufc.com called the team “traditionalists”. And it was similar to putting a Ford escort up against a ford focus.

That was a missile of a strike. Cameras miles behind the action.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/long-read-tony-lormors-story/?fbclid=iwar3pqxdyyo-bgkmahifxazxzp4p8vt5kwugyk86gnfs0bxfxzw3sdqcdc0q Good read about an ex-player and local lad.

Decent. Thanks. I thought I may have needed a spoiler

The only explanation now is when joelinton was asked if he was a striker he replied in German and a confused Bruce gave him the hallowed shirt.

Awful. What is joe? On the plus side it looks like Bruce’s luck will carry on for another season. When we get taken over the next manage wants to keep Bruce and get the players to rub him for luck before a game.

I hope someone has hacked masters personal email/phone account. Reckon there’d be all sorts of dirt from all sorts of dirty people.

Happy with the debutants. “You can only beat what’s in front of you” analogy etc but not sure whu are a premiership yardstick with Moyes at the helm for now.