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Remember the Ashley days when we knew nobody would join us? Now we’re offering millions and they still won’t come! I’m not sure which feeling is worse.

Can we blame this pissbag for our awful recruitment campaign as well?

I think it’s easier just to hate anyone we put a bid in for straight away to prepare for when the inevitable rejection occurs

When the biggest club in the world comes in for you, that’s media darlings Man United who, despite finishing in 15th last season, still take some turning down. My money is on Benjy joining the reds, he’s seems to be motivated by money so I expect manu to offer better wages than us.

If anyone wants manu then they’re not the player we want to be involved with. Picking wages up for doing fuck all is not our M.O

Welcome home sweet Prince. We’ve all forgiven the odd misdemeanour. Like when my wife spent a night with big Leroy from accounts. We forgive and move on.

When manc win the ffp we’ll be at them for Slott for our U18’s coach role as payback

I can guarantee that if PIF are involved in this deal we won’t be rolling over for Liverpool. They know how to play hardball in business.

Must be embarrassing for them when the aspiration was to challenge the PL6 and for two season now they’ve looked like a bunch of rank amateurs when it comes to player recruitment and executive appointments. Fingers crossed city win their legal cases.

Just the kind of hire we’ve come to expect from Ashley and Charnley. Boycoutt these cunts until he sells us.

Won’t make the step up to Premier league despite the hype and salary

Getting Mudryk vibes from this lad

Fucked as in it will knock our on-field progression back significantly, and if our current recruitment failings continue, write this season off before it’s started.

He’s gone. We’re fucked.

Footysteve seems a bit distressed. I reckon fuckwitsteve may be better crack.

Italians won the national anthem.

They know how to make a signing. We manage one every two years or so……

“How’s the Boolean algebra did you say?”

He’ll be at a London club within 3 years for half the money.

This shit wouldn’t be happening if Ashley was still here.

A steel grey sky, puddles on path The city wakes, without Longstaff

Saudis are slick businessmen. After the last debacle I’m sure this was planned. We’ll get who we’re really after soon enough.

After using us again, Hugo and Ornstein now leaving Liverpool to try their hand at Chelsea.

Would cost a lot more than £120m to replace him therefore he stays!

Imagine being used as a pawn for the third time to grease the wheels for a move to arsenal.