Mahoneys Tache

I don’t want to jinx this but how fucking funny would it be if our reserves beat them?

Good man. Insert contemporary youth culture statement of approval of your choice.

The difference between bergkamp and Cole to me.

Can we stop pissing and moaning now then?

The injuries are a pain in the arse but the upside is that some of the new signings and young lads will get more experience. I didn’t particularly expect us to get to the next stage of the champions league and I wasn’t expecting top four again so I reckons in the long term this will help with consistency through the squad.

That’s some commitment to maintaining the cultural trope of Newcastle being a welcoming and hospitable city.

There’s a vibe about this season. There’s a certain romance. I’m smelling something in the air…

I’d sooner take her word for it rather than the show a bit of chest hair, insincere two handed handshake interested in the family while eyeing up the young nurses bellend I am talking about.

One of the directors of a company I worked for told me that Ashley is a great bloke to work for. Mind he was a cunt too and I nigh throat punched him but I had bills to pay.

Firstly I didn’t say his IQ was below 80. I was engaging in a bit of hyperbole for comedic purposes. And I don’t think being an ‘addict’ explains him betting on football when there are so many other ways to feed his ‘addiction.’

so somebody who is an addict should be exonerated from a crime? Like a fella mugging someone to feed a habit isn’t responsible for their actions? giveowwa addict or not, betting on your own team is not exactly under the radar as far as the rules are concerned. He made a dumb decision and got caught. He’s a plank. Even Gillespie who is as dumb as a fence post managed to swerve that little infraction.

All this stuff about it being an illness is lost on me. Maybe it, but an IQ above 80 should be enough to ensure that you bet on the horses or play roulette and don’t bet on football. It’s not bloody rocket science. Kid’s clearly made some unwise decisions that he needs to take responsibility for, same as Toney.

What’s the great pudden on about with the ‘posture’ nonsense?

That geezer who won five Olympic golds had a BMI of 38.

Unbeaten in 7 games which included a win against citeh, and 8-0 victory, 0-0 away in Milan and 4-1 vs PSG. I think we can be satisfied.

He puts me in mind of nobby in his first season. Clearly top class but adjusting. Second season nobby was where we saw his true value.

Agincourt level howking dished out there.

It’s PSG. We’re 3-1 up. It’s good.

Aye don’t relax yet.

Gigging again tonight. If we win like we did on Sunday on the last I’m going on an endless tour like Berb Dylan.

Just watched his interview on match of the day. What a good lad he came across as. I enjoyed his response to the dig at Sheffield United. Put the smarmy fuck right in his place.

Was playing a gig tonight. Listened to most of the first half on the drive there. Four nil after I arrived. Did the sound check and next thing I know it’s 8. Fuck my hat in a basket.

Mind Walter was a massive cunt. And that other mackem who would come back from the boozer pissed up on a Friday and Saturday night with a kebab and start acting all lairy.

True, but I split before the end because it got to be too vile. Racism and bigotry abounded.

Pining?