David Edgar

The chain?

This is pure lower league music

Woeful pregame music. Must smash them for that.

ASM as a the striker is

There's a joke here about Maguire, having suffered a bomb scare in the week, not wanting to play alongside Varane...

I'm not sure. Burnley look likely to be on a new manager bounce and you can never discount Norwich until they are mathematically certain to go down. Oh and Watford.

I overheard a WBA say "I've lost the will to live" the other day

Seeing Lascelles failing at basic passing is going to proper wind me up.

Do not want this kid "coached" by the bacon brigade.

Leicester won the league with Danny Simpson. We can be flexible here. If Targett is available and relatively cheap, it seems a no brainer. You're getting pure reliability at the expense of being rock solid but not elite.

Oh no, I've just had a horrible thought that a few players are gonna get rewarded for their attitude in training which is gonna see Lascelles et al returning.

Like, they're gonna have to be utterly MINT

Lewis/Targett LB next year is a solid pair.

Edwards was taken apart by Cox to the point at which I now actually have pity

He had Zaha and Gallagher on strings

I think this is exactly why he ended up signing for us in the first place.

Saw plenty of Man Utd fans leaning in on LVG.

They are in the situations I'm talking about. ASMs decision making is pretty woeful. Just a stark contrast to Bruno and worse than everyone else in the squad.

This isn't true. He ignores easy passed to attempt wasteful dribbles in areas where losing the ball allows for a quick opposition counter.

4 wins on the trot! Yes and ho!

Dubravka - 6 Krafth - 7 Schar - 7 Burn - 7 Targett - 8 Shelvey - 7 Bruno - 8 Joelinton - 6 ASM - 5 Wood - 6 Almiron - 7 (and +1 for the goal)

Boss performance. Fucking loves it.

GET THE FUCK IN LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

Good subs.