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Took Maguire (?) away to create the space for Tino to pass to Miggy. Hat-trick

Aye, I don't get it either, tbf. Watching someone else watching the match is strange, to say the least. Though Gogglebox is ok These, highlights, are funny mind.

Spat my coffee out a couple of times during this ? Asian lad's funny af and the black lads, I like much, are pretty cool with stoicism Enjoy ?

Or Miggy's regular entry in goal of the month

Tbf they did finish 3rd last year and bagged a cup. Not a massive stretch. Obvs makes the current shit show more delicious

Redcafe loons...... lex talionis said: "We were crap, but Newcastle's finishing was the kind of stuff you only see on YouTube videos. Whoever scored those goals will never score goals like that ever again in their careers. But let's not take our eye off the ball...we were crap. Decaying fecal matter too rotten for even the lowliest housefly to bother with." "You’re right though. However, it seems to be the case with any half decent team we play: they score great goals easily, the ball always bounces their way, the officials tend to believe their extravagantly acrobatic dives. I wonder if after dominating English football for so long, other clubs know that we’re now ripe for revenge and just love whipping our arses. At the moment though I am so sick of it I’m never sure whether it’s my own darkened lens I’m looking through and seeing things that aren’t really there. Don’t think so, mind."

At the end. Anyone else notice Eddie, graciously, shake arse-TAG's hand then turn around thinking the rest of Manure's staff would have the decency to acknowledge him as well. Nee one there so he, sheepishly, turns back to shake Mad Dog instead?? Love Eddie Howe, such a gent

Correct Shithousery replaced by sheer carnage

Hair bear bunch is a fucking idiot, isn't he?

United to you son

Tourists making a bit of noise, I hear ?

Could be worse like. We could've paid £80m for a wife beating, snidey, rat faced wasterman with gloves on

There's absolutely nothing, not one thing, endearing about Manchester fucking United. Get into them, fuck them up

Against the law now, in public spaces, thank fuck

Just ballot all the seats. I'm IN

Nice https://x.com/cyp_toon/status/1719467807505612911?s=20

Try spending '73 to '80 in Berwick. We had Sportscene and fuck all else

I'm old enough to remember Berwick v Clyde.

Post of the week

Kid on the deck should be ashamed of himself

Who'd be a referee with these lot man ?????

Unquestionably the reason theses scabs all plumped for the ESL but the Champion's League is a monster of their own making. So much money to be made they can't cope not being in it. The emergence of Brighton, Villa, ourselves coinciding with the collapse, for now, of the ESL has flipped loads of them. Spurs were in turmoil but have turned it around. Chelsea have shit their pants, Man U struggling. Just look how Klopp changed last year when Liverpool were slow off the blocks. Funny af

Had thought about launching myself into that thread every time someone moans about tourists and the forrin. got to be a few "This you" moments

Yeah, could've been player's friends. Regardless there's going to be more people speaking forrin at our games because we'll become internationally recognised. It's the way it is and, imho, not a negative. Ticket wise.

Ooh err