Groundhog63

Judging by the away support, last night, there must've been 100% legacy fans there, the grafters, the better fans. Nee tourists, lasses or bairns. ?

It'll already have been mentioned but Man United had more Captains than shots on goal

Bobby Hill

Tale of two cities in 1.5sec

I'm nearly 60 and, more to the point, have snide. I don't follow match threads much either cos I can't keep and, more to the point, nor can my stream

Took Maguire (?) away to create the space for Tino to pass to Miggy. Hat-trick

Aye, I don't get it either, tbf. Watching someone else watching the match is strange, to say the least. Though Gogglebox is ok These, highlights, are funny mind.

Spat my coffee out a couple of times during this ? Asian lad's funny af and the black lads, I like much, are pretty cool with stoicism Enjoy ?

Or Miggy's regular entry in goal of the month

Tbf they did finish 3rd last year and bagged a cup. Not a massive stretch. Obvs makes the current shit show more delicious

Redcafe loons...... lex talionis said: "We were crap, but Newcastle's finishing was the kind of stuff you only see on YouTube videos. Whoever scored those goals will never score goals like that ever again in their careers. But let's not take our eye off the ball...we were crap. Decaying fecal matter too rotten for even the lowliest housefly to bother with." "You’re right though. However, it seems to be the case with any half decent team we play: they score great goals easily, the ball always bounces their way, the officials tend to believe their extravagantly acrobatic dives. I wonder if after dominating English football for so long, other clubs know that we’re now ripe for revenge and just love whipping our arses. At the moment though I am so sick of it I’m never sure whether it’s my own darkened lens I’m looking through and seeing things that aren’t really there. Don’t think so, mind."

At the end. Anyone else notice Eddie, graciously, shake arse-TAG's hand then turn around thinking the rest of Manure's staff would have the decency to acknowledge him as well. Nee one there so he, sheepishly, turns back to shake Mad Dog instead?? Love Eddie Howe, such a gent

Correct Shithousery replaced by sheer carnage

Hair bear bunch is a fucking idiot, isn't he?

United to you son

Tourists making a bit of noise, I hear ?

Could be worse like. We could've paid £80m for a wife beating, snidey, rat faced wasterman with gloves on

There's absolutely nothing, not one thing, endearing about Manchester fucking United. Get into them, fuck them up

Against the law now, in public spaces, thank fuck

Just ballot all the seats. I'm IN

Nice https://x.com/cyp_toon/status/1719467807505612911?s=20

Try spending '73 to '80 in Berwick. We had Sportscene and fuck all else

I'm old enough to remember Berwick v Clyde.

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