Groundhog63

This "dafty" (me) hadn't even heard of Botman, or Bruno for that matter, till January.

Anyone doing TOONdle? Thoroughly enjoy racking my brains

THAT would be amazingly hilarious

Aye, I know. Lazy tbf. I meant "dafties" ? Sometimes I forget I'm not on Skunkers or down the pub ?

That's way more than 2%. Nee wonder the RMT are on strike

£40m ???

Careful lad, you'll have the Wood haters piling in big time with reasonable crack like that. Daft cunts can't seem to fathom why we paid the release clause required to guarantee us a PL striker straight away or even ponder how he AND all the other "shite" "deadwood" "championship players" managed to get us so high up the table with top 4 form.

Aye.

Meanwhile........in my fb "memories" this morning......6 years ago........

Seen that ? Hilariously angry at him. Mind they can't be blamed for using Casey & Burnsies twitter ramblings as examples of Mag stupidity. Open goals, really. Meanwhile......

Here we go, "tankie" alert ? Sly insert of a "BFT" just to emphasise what a geezer we are.

When's that training top coming out, if ever? Need time to lose a clem

That's an insane list of transfers.

Aye, absolutely zero composure or technique in this...

Anyone mentioned Ian McCallum, Stiff Little Fingers? Character and Gosforth lad. Used to knock about with a mutual quaffing in the (old) Bacchus

Link so I can 12ft the cunt

Is he not reminiscing about racist abuse "during his career" (as a footballer) tho? So an actual football related matter. The only harm he appears to do, for me, is radge up the gammonati who just don't like his humanitarian/liberalism. Unless he's lying him suggesting he witnessed/was subject to racist abuse for even looking slightly forrin should be noted, surely?

Who him? Racked me brain and stumped

I'm genuinely suprised they haven't been sniffing around any of our's. Notwithstanding they won't want to pay mega wages, not many championship teams will tbf, there's every reason a Clark, Gayle, Ritchie would improve them and an Elliot on loan too. Neil had them playing, or at least trying to, on the front foot. Edited.....delete all that ?. We're Burnley dross

Agree

Played against Kenny years ago. Think I was playing for the Westfield in the alphabet. Match up in Fenham off Two Ball Lonnen. I thought "wtf is Kenny Wharton doing playing here?". Knees all strapped up as well. Obvs just loved it and playing with pals. Referee was a (then) current top ref. Can't remember his name. Think it was 'up his own arse cunt' Tbf getting rinsed off of Beardsley's a badge of honour unless you're at Go Ape. Apart from Kenny Wharton my claim to fame is sending Scott Sloan for a Chronicle. He actually said "nice turn, done iz there" ? I'm 58 now and it still rankles that my parents never ever came to watch me. School football or weekend 5 a side tournaments. No interest. I was canny as well. Knocked around the same team as Trevor Steven. Played football all my life until I hit 40s. Various standards but found my level and enjoyed every minute. Even went in goal for 4 and 5 a sides. Once, playing for the Fire Service, in Eldon Square, getting a full sine die ban for kicking a door after getting a red. In goal as well man. Loved watching the bairn play for his teams. He became a goalie which, given his parents are midgets, was a suprise. I kna I did but not full size nets ? Watched him play for his juniors in Crammy then trips down to York when we split up and his Mum went back down there with him. Tried to get to as many games as possible. I think it's a great thing for their confidence and I've always said it doesn't matter if they're not world beaters. If they can play and carry on doing so they'll have loads of pals and memories. All being well the bairn (27) might be moving back up so, you never know, I might get to watch him again. Ive a few pals who's kids play and they're full on soccer Mam's n dad's. Put the miles and time in. One couple's laddie, from York as it happens, has just been signed up for a scholarship with Pilkington Town FC. Playing in squad AND linked to college. I honestly think refereeing is an avenue some kids should consider, notwithstanding the aggro, obvs. Kids footy is great tho. One of my nephew's played for a Crammy team and they'd lost every game. Went to watch the last game of season and they got a late equaliser. Honestly it was as if they'd won the a world Cup. Absolute scenes and tears. Enjoying your bairns playing sport is priceless. Enjoy it.

Precisely why I follow covid deniers and climate crisis deniers on twatter. Just in case they're reet

Dystopian world where NUFC fans wouldn't want Sterling.