Groundhog63

I'm surprisingly lacking in nerves for this. Granted, we're NUFC and if there a way to fuck it up history has proved us willing to find that way. However this is a different NUFC. On paper, for what that's worth, the easiest game of the 5 other teams. An Everton, whilst having the luxury of a relaxed, tension free performance that are dog shit. Not only that, they've a whole back line out. Bring it on.

The beverage of choice for the 1am park drinkers, iirc

I was letting them have quarter of an hour to brew up

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ34y19gzjg/?igsh=MWxpNWJjZDE0d2M1NA==

Match thread 4.16pm

Fwiw I've said before, for the NE, I could stomach these coming up. Absolutely wanted them to fuck up in the league and fuck up in the play offs just for bantz but my inherent bouncebackability has kicked in. Sheff United can fuck off man. They had their turn and were dogshit so let's let these have a go.

Wilder's team are sagging more than his tits

Wtf is he doing wandering about with a sling on 😂😂😂😂

Dual national coming on to hoy the nut on Ballard

Bennett of the radio clamouring for Roberts

Aye, just needed a tache and he was 80s Harry Enfield "Calm down"

Watching Morpeth u15 v Blyth in a cup at St. Peter's. Blyth in the league above Currently 5 : 4 Blyth Edit. Blyth won

Maybe them not being allowed to pick up all their litter and deposit it all in the appropriate receptacle is a sign? They'r being taken over by a prominent Saudi family, no? Step forward The Bin Ladens

"pump it up, come on pump it up"

Gotta love the hardcore, wannabe HR staff on here like. Bin him, terminate his contract, get rid of all these 😂😂😂 That kid with testicular cancer? Why's he still here?

Haven't they both got dire records, tho.

Bonus ball Newcastle United to financially benefit if Sunderland lose to Sheffield United today

He will.

If they could sort the money out, Mainoo would definitely play Eddieball Garnacho has loads of potential. Tbf, even that hideous Antony looks a canny RW. Players stuck at a toxic, unhappy club tend to flourish when they're removed from the stench and allowed to breath and smile again.

https://www.football365.com/news/transfers-premier-league-five-year-net-spend-man-utd-man-city

No idea 😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ4w81fMbOg/?igsh=MTVsM3B1dWh0NzI1MA==

Still mind boggling that 😂