Groundhog63

Carragher, cunt

Fighting a losing battle to keep my New Years ressie. That being not to call people cunts anymore. Neville, cunt Klopp, cunt Half the Liverpool team, cunts Tony Bliar, cunt On and fucking on ?

Hearing Wilson took a suitcase full of scratchcards out for Tonali

Did he not reply "single" ?

Nipped out for a swifty

3 now with Matthew Elliott

Currently 1-1 in the Tyne-Wansbeck derby

I've been taught that knowing there's millions of people in the world worse of than you doesn't make it any easier to sort your shit out but sort your shit out, you must.

That's a relief. Saw the thread title, top of my page, and thought it had come out he, frequently, booked a room at Dame Allans and was nobbing half the 6th form. Phew

Either you're a season ticket holder with 300 away points or you've got snide TV and your sofa's gonna be a fun place to be next year.

Wt actual f is this bullshit

Chelsea, much like half of London was a Russian money laundering exercise. Abramovitch is just a very well recompensed middle man. They bought the tories. That's why we have 2 in the HoLs

Going by the player threads we're back where we were 24months ago needing 20 galacticos AND a new manager ?

I did some time, for the crime, and spent it reflecting on the reality that N-O isn't Skunkers ? I'm like a new man..........ish

The sun shines out of Eddie's arse. Not saying he can't make mistakes or anything but the man is a legend, at this club, in the making. Like the board said, we jumped the shark too early and this season was always going to be difficult. Losing Tonali, as we did, then a string of injuries unparalleled by any other team just compounded that struggle. I've absolutely no doubt the owner's/board's ambitions have reflected that. Some "fans" on the other hand are like a bloke who's been married to an ugly woman for 30 years that refused to suck him off, even once. He's finally binned her off, had a few years in the wilderness then copped off with a gorgeous model and demands a blow job on the second date. It's irrelevant what's gone before, patience.

"mong" "buffoon" <\> "dumb cunts"? Asking for a friend ??

Best fans in the country streaming out home whilst their keyboard peers implode at their's Merry Xmas,

Give them time. They'll turn on him at some point as well.

Miggy fluffed Trips fannied Burn, Botman AND Schar chasing the ball

Better fucking not. I've got us in the 1st leg of a "Last Man Standing" rollover. £320 in the pot so far.

Apparently sat on a recliner in his hallway at home keeping his wife on her toes in the kitchen, checking she's upto speed with the veg etc etc. Getting regular reports off the grandkids in the lounge whilst they open the presents, grading them in order of likely cost and estimated pleasure to be had from. Then having the in-laws keeping him upto date with thier arrival time status whilst simultaneously going through his phone and pile of Xmas cards, cross referencing for next years post. The wheel keeps on turning ? Merry Xmas Dan the Man

Bring home home

Worth a repeat

Unlucky Alf