Groundhog63

Could ban him

"when the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think they will be thrown sardines" Eric Cantona 1995 "when the seagulls follow the trawler it is to get as far away from OnlyGulls as possible" RSPB 2024

Decided to give this a miss and reading that AND that TAA is playing LB has confirmed the benefits.

Birds shouldn't be on a football pitch

"Dog grooming" 🐶😂

Might have something to do with them Nuns in our end 😉

Classic

Enjoyed that 😂😂😂😂

Thesp Apols if SEB.... https://www.facebook.com/share/r/5vZvTRFscMPXcPAX/

Course he was. I mean, on top of that, it was a thunderbastard. Nearly snapped his wrist 😂

Didn't watch it so just caught up with 5mins highlights. Hilarious. Thought our Greek lad looked canny, unlucky with Bellingham blaster.

Alf Garnett's logged on, lads

At this point in the evening I want to see a photo of those three on the training pitch and, if you zoom in, you can see a kid on the other side of the mesh fence. Bright pink top on, can of cat food in one hand and a share bag of minstrels in the other. Carrier bag at his feet. or I don't believe it

Richard Masters has to go on all fours on his bedroom floor with Todd Bhoely's pint of IPA on his back whilst Todd fucks his wife. Allegedly

Calling all the shirt nonces..... https://www.terrykneeshaw.com/collections/newcastle-united-prints

Good as anywhere

Calm down youngun

Howe out!!

It is tho, according to some kids on here. Piece of piss, even.

If we hadn't sold him he'd probably have been playing centre forward instead of Liverpool's Anthony Gordon, tho

Anyone here into Walking Football? If so I apologise in advance. I'm 60, for those that daint kna 😉, and got asked if I wanted to play walking football a few years ago. I told my mate to "get fucked" At the time I wasn't playing any sport on account of my knees AND my clem Recently bit the bullet and started playing proper 5/6 a side football with a bunch of blokes/kids on a Tuesday. Absolutely love it and my knees are holding up. Another mate, who emigrated to Spain, has started playing in a Walking Football league over there. He's my age. Good footballer as well....er...back in the day Anyways I youtuuuuubed walking football and it's fucking tragic af. 😂

Iwantcurlyhair2 in his local....

Baldward https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/10/05/newcastle-united-st-james-park-redevelopment/