JeffJ

Jota with another stunner. Fucking outstanding.

Getting well tasty at Goodison. Not a chance this finishes 11 v 11.

Great shift tonight. He’s been easily our best player against Brentford and Norwich. He was absolutely hopeless at Arsenal, where every second touch was a tackle and nothing stuck. Wasn’t the only one though. Just need him to progress from a forward who is effective in mainly non threatening positions for a shite team vs shite opposition. Thats where we are at right now.

It was brilliant. Pace, movement and relentless pressure but no goal. Just think for a team who play with such width and cross the ball so often, a more natural centre forward would have buried a few.

Relentless attack from City. Would be 3 up with a proper centre forward.

Bruce might be the best they can get. Not the biggest pull in the PL any more. Light years behind the top clubs. All the top class, proven managers will say ‘No’ to them more times than Kathryn Mayorga did to CR7.

Throw the spanish city mosque on the bottom and we have winner

He’s a lovely man don’t you know! Things like results, tactics and performances don’t come into it. Take football out of the equation and he’s done an incredible job in the worst working conditions. See Bruce, Steve. Just watched Gary Neville from yesterday on Sky saying his little mate has steadied the ship and got them going in the right direction again after the dark days. All done while restoring so much ruddy soul. Amen to that Gary! I mean getting humiliated in big games, getting embarrassed in most other games and becoming Faux Apologies United FC on a weekly basis while spending £100’s of millions on Man City’s 2nd choice transfer targets is exactly the direction we all want to see them going. If they carry on in this direction some might say they could end up just ‘a wee club in the north west’. But you’d have to be an absolute petty, purple nosed, whisky smelling cunt of a man to say something along those lines. Hate to see it.

Sky Sports doing the rounds outside Old Trafford to find the die hard fans who react to the sacking of ‘the man who gave their club its soul back’ by spending hundreds of pounds on merch at the Glazers Superstore. Obligatory Irish Red calling for Keane to come in and sort it out. Acting like a Manc Mackem wanting his rich man’s Kevin Ball. Hate to see it.

Outrageous from Cancelo. Incredible ball.

Hope Bruno stormed into the Glazers FC board meeting, waving his hands and telling them to blame the team not poor little Ole.

Don’t think trying to sit the defender down and cut back was the wrong choice, he just wasn’t good enough to execute. See Jota’s finish for Liverpool yesterday, technique and composure. That’s the difference. He was great yesterday, most effective and confident display for us but he’s just not a natural goalscorer.

Thoughts and prayers with Ole’s parents having to witness the vicious, vile abuse their little boy received over the last few months. Hope they know Alex Bruce is only a phone call away. It’s disgusting the lengths some have gone to get him sacked, saw some arrogant, tattooed Portuguese fella and a plodding, slab headed fat lad in matching blue shirts doing everything possible to humiliate and shame him and themselves from 3pm yesterday. Hate to see it.

Man Utd’s social media manager will be working overtime churning out the faux apologies after their latest humiliating bully ramming. Only decent manager at the club to be fair.

Most I’ve ever liked the bloke to be fair

So we might not need Choudhury on loan then?! Wew.

New Head Coach said he spent his time out of football putting his training sessions into a digital format so he can streamline his coaching and make it easier for players to understand. Old Head Coach didn’t want to learn how to use an iPad and wasn’t really into tactics.

4 touches for Man Utd in the City box today. Hilariously awful. They are not only light years behind Chelsea, Man City and Liverpool but they also look considerably worse than Arsenal and West Ham. I’d say Brighton, Leicester and Wolves are more settled, well coached and effective than Ole’s shambles at the minute too. Fred and McTominay would struggle to get on the pitch for any of those teams.

Fernandes and Ronaldo finally showing up in the 90th minute to foul De Bruyne.

Neither team breaking a sweat, humiliating for the home customers to see your team clinging on for 0-2 loss. I’d be embarrassed to be a Man Utd fan. Last act of a desperate man, throwing on Van De Beek. Ole’s Rivière vs Bournemouth moment.

Manchester Reds getting humiliated yet again, hundreds of millions spent and they are light years behind the top teams. Even Arsenal and West Ham look far better. But Ole has done a great job stabilising them I’m told. I’d be embarrassed to spout that shite.

Hoping the Saudis use their untold wealth to make it 1995 again through science or magic.

Just counting down the days until he can be a superstar in a Walking Football League. Made for it.

Singh when your winning.

Hope Saudi Telecom pull their sponsorship after this