JeffJ

Nah, you just need to get him back in the team and let him finally become Manchester United's greatest ever player.

Absolutely. England’s most consistent player at the last World Cup, still one of Southgate’s most trusted players and been an integral part of one of Europe’s elite teams. Meanwhile we’ve got Jacob Murphy and Matt Ritchie at full back. Trippier would be the best signing we’ve made in a long time, especially in our current plight. Just keep him off Fun88.

As a bairn got a team signed NUFC ball in 1987. All the big names, Mirandinha, Gazza, and John Cornwell. Still got it somewhere in a box in the carhole. In 1990 got a pair of shinpads from the club shop in the Metrocentre with the club badge and ‘Magpiesd’ printed on them.

Well they can splash out with half the gate receipts from Arsenal reserves tonight and that £710 they swindled from Crook Town. Big time.

"VAR is not there to get every decision right." - Peter Walton

What the fuck are these officials watching?

Or a super middleweight on the undercard of a Mick Hennessy Promotion. It’s a bold transfer strategy, id also throw in no double barrelled names either. Hard pass on Trent Alexander-Armstrong for me.

Think Adarabioyo is in the same mould as Guehi at Palace. Strong, mobile and good on the ball with lots of potential. Did well on loan at a lower level at Blackburn then Fulham took a chance on him as he was never going to break through at Man City. I’d imagine we are looking at him or Lloyd Kelly at Bournemouth as a younger, long term option at centre half.

Saw ‘Vulpine Cunts’ support Sonic Youth at the Trocadero way back in the 90’s. They will always be capitalised to me. 9/10

Think this is a massive chance for 3 points today. We’ve been bouncing after our first win, had a good week of preparation for this game while they had a tough loss, in horrible conditions out in Naples on Thursday. They’ve been shipping goals, conceding lots from set pieces, their confidence is very fragile and their fucking wanky cardboard clapper fans are getting restless with Rodgers. Lets get right into these Vulpine Cunts. 2-0 United

Peter Walton is such a spineless weasel. Moss had a great game and deserves the benefit of the doubt over the penalty?! Fucking PGMOL Nonce.

Charlie Goode marking Emmanuel Dennis can only bring one question … Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?

Caught a bit of Radio Newcastle on the way home after the match and a mackem caller was slating Johnson. Skewlboy errors every game and the club is too big for him apparently. Gary Bennett defends him and says ‘We made Oxford look like an ordinary League One team in the second half’ Caller says ‘We made them look like us, Gary!’

We were in the East Stand and it was rocking in the second half, proper sense of togetherness. I’m just happy to feel like that about NUFC again. Feels like a massive day. The hope and belief that only comes with winning. It gives us a chance.

Smells like team spirit Think Dwight Gayle has his cock oot.

Looks like he’s drawn a little bellend after signing ‘Adam’ On brand.

My mate is a Burnley fan and said they have played the two battering rams for a while. Barnes not getting much of a run out. Been Wood up top with Cornet, who’s he says has been fucking magic, playing around him. Fede and Schar would start for me.

Waste of 24 minutes. Didn’t blame other people for the results, talked positively about our players and didn’t even threaten a journalist or say their employer should give them a slap.

Jota with another stunner. Fucking outstanding.

Getting well tasty at Goodison. Not a chance this finishes 11 v 11.

Great shift tonight. He’s been easily our best player against Brentford and Norwich. He was absolutely hopeless at Arsenal, where every second touch was a tackle and nothing stuck. Wasn’t the only one though. Just need him to progress from a forward who is effective in mainly non threatening positions for a shite team vs shite opposition. Thats where we are at right now.

It was brilliant. Pace, movement and relentless pressure but no goal. Just think for a team who play with such width and cross the ball so often, a more natural centre forward would have buried a few.

Relentless attack from City. Would be 3 up with a proper centre forward.

Bruce might be the best they can get. Not the biggest pull in the PL any more. Light years behind the top clubs. All the top class, proven managers will say ‘No’ to them more times than Kathryn Mayorga did to CR7.

Throw the spanish city mosque on the bottom and we have winner