JeffJ

It’s not all bad news. I’ve heard he’s got access to 50 free shop soiled Chocolate Oranges from Rawlinsons too.

Won’t be the only time he’s dropped after Rafa gets hold of him.

Mandy Staveley, Over the Wall.

Arrivederci, it's one on one

Cost him a fortune with all the fucking emojis he’d put on it.

Feels like this is written for Morata to come on and score a belter / miss a sitter

Accusing other people of looking after their own agenda with a straight face too. He’s a better ‘actor’ than I thought to be fair. Utterly shameless. Wish he’d just fuck off right thou.

Watching one of the matches and my lass says ‘is that the gobshite from Dancing on Ice?’. She was right. But then she also thought Danny Murphy was Ron Atkinson. Sound just like each other apparently

I'd forgotten about Anderton hitting the post in extra time in 96. Should have been a tap in but was a fucking terrible pass from McManaman.

Just remember, Stan, WIN OR LOSE... Those are your two options. WIN... OR LOSE

Fucking disgraceful. Sky’s reporter at Everton talking more about potential transfers and that not all fans will be happy with ‘Rafa’s pragmatic approach’. These cunts deserve Allardyce back as manager. Perfect fit, Big Sam, Little Club.

Well that was fun. Wales absolutely battered. Or as they say in the valleys ‘Giggsed’

Holy Schick. Andy Robertson 0-2 Czech Rep.

Ah, the great TLT as he’s known. Don’t think a journalist has ever been so badly wrong about a player as this scouse whopper. 19 August 2003 : by Chris Bascombe, Liverpool Echo Why Le Tallec will be our Ronaldo In most cases, paying £12m for a teenager would be considered rank stupidity, over-indulgence or, at the very least, a gamble which even Chris Kirkland's dad would shy away from. When Manchester United do it, it's a stroke of transfer genius. According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it. I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit. It seems Gerard Houllier's mistake with Anthony Le Tallec was to buy him early rather than delay until everyone in Europe wanted him. Obviously, Liverpool should have waited until Le Tallec's value was £12m. Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to the fact Le Tallec and Ronaldo played in the same world youth championships not so long ago and it was the Liverpool new boy who was voted the best player. No doubt both Gerard and Sir Alex watched those same youth championships in Malaysia a few years back and noticed the same players. Indeed, Liverpool had already signed Le Tallec by then and were strongly linked with Ronaldo themselves, but can't afford to splash out like United. Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu. Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise. Indeed, I'm getting an eerie sense of deja vu when it comes to the man dubbed TLT who's about to explode onto the Premiership. I remember how slow our London based number one writers were to realise who Steven Gerrard was a few years back. The Kop Magazine I once wrote even launched a campaign to get him in the England squad, so little attention was he receiving. Then, when the rest of the country noticed a year later, they decided to make him their own property. It was a similar story with Wayne Rooney at Everton. A friend of mine who works on a national newspaper tried to get a feature on Rooney into his paper in the summer of 2002. They were having none of it. How times changed three months later when "Rooney Opens Crisp Packet" stories were making the front page. Le Tallec won't get the same attention as Rooney, Gerrard or Michael Owen because he ain't English. But the few glimpses I've had of him remind me so much of the first time I saw Gerrard. So young, yet so full of class. So clearly ready to play at the highest level and begin the learning curve which will take him to the top of the game. One of the most encouraging, but sadly overlooked parts of Sunday was Le Tallec's being named a sub. Pity he didn't get on, although Houllier said he was prepared to play the youngster if the circumstances of the game had been different. The career paths of Le Tallec and Ronaldo are sure to cross regularly over the next decade. Should the French gem prove himself the better player, you never know, maybe the manager who signed him will get a bit of credit.

It’s just another insult, token gesture, few pennies thrown down and let’s everyone know who’s calling the shots. You little clubs want the money to keep rolling into the Premier League? Then you better bow to the 6 clubs running the show and be eternally grateful about it too. Fucking perverse that the upshot of this is these cunt clubs will throw money at new signings to appease their overseas customers, promise more inclusion in decision making to appease the legacy fans and Arsenal might get a fucking takeover out of it.

Absolutely. It’s just grim that he has had to address such a situation but he’s done it with dignity and class. Imagine how Sam Allardyce would have handled this situation?! ‘I’m not going to tell the fans how to feel, like. If they want to boo they can boo, black or white, doesn’t matter to me. I signed Jay Jay Okocha and love a big African in January sales, like. Play snooker with a few of them. Right on’

Absolutely. Because it’s the rich 6 then it’s been swept under the carpet, let’s just forget it ever happened and keep the money rolling into the Premier League. Nearly killed the goose that lays the golden egg, can’t have that happen again so will give more power to them. The rich 6 will pretend to care by giving some token voice to a fans committee, spend another fortune in the summer and their customers will lap it up. All will be forgiven. The fact UEFA happily let Man City, Chelsea, Man Utd, three clubs who didn’t want to compete in their competitions next season, play in their showpiece finals just showed who has the power. Fucking spineless. Then you had the media wankfest over brave Liverpool completing the true underdog story to finish in a Champions League place that they even didn’t want to play in if they had their way. Not a mention of the hypocrisy, just how it was a great achievement to finish top 4. In the days after the coup there was a co-ordinated effort from the usual voices in the media with allegiances to the rich 6. They were falling over themselves with the mantra ‘you can’t punish the clubs as that’s not fair on the fans, won’t somebody think how the fans are feeling’. Grinning dipshit Micah Richards, Man City Club Ambassador and shill, using his platform on Sky to say it’s a mistake but we shouldn't be too hard on their club and owners, they really care and he texts them everyday so he knows. Narrative soon changed when the proper Man Utd fans took out their own punishment on their club and the league. Then it was ‘Fans are at fault, this isn’t right and it wasn’t fair on the clubs, let’s just play the games. Live on Sky’. Hope Souness has PTSD from the flare that landed 30 yards from him and has to retire. Fuck the Premier League. Fuck Masters. Fuck UEFA. Fuck Sky. Fuck BT. Fuck Man Utd and the other 5 duplicitous cunty clubs.

He might be ONE person who’s still ‘hear’ but someone needs to take his phone away. It’s just relentless embarrassing nonsense. If you are going to put yourself forward as a self styled representative of supporters and act how he does then don’t be surprised when you get criticism. What he’s done started off as something I’m guessing most fans appreciated and respected but as its unfolded he now just resembles a petty, emoji spewing, bully who’s flinging his own shite at anyone who has a different opinion. Now also brought to you in Arabic. *Praying hands, zebra, zebra, zebra* Also I bet he’d go down if Steve Wraith (Brought to you by : Bad Boy Books, JAB, Crossed Paths & Gay for Kray) told him to.

Should have played Henderson

Love that Fat Sham was more upset at Michail Antonio than WBA losing or relegation. All about the ‘Big Sam’ brand. Cunt. Now fuck off to Casa St James but only for 90 days, you fucking colossal Brexit bellend.

Really happy for Leicester and even more delighted those Super League rent boys had a heartbreaker with VAR.

They call him the Joelinton of centrebacks

Prime Shola with that pen

“I see some familiar faces here today...some welcome, some not so welcome. “It looks as if I’ve had the last laugh on a lot of people who really didn’t think I had it in me to become a brilliant manager. “Well, what I say to those people is ‘look at me now’.” “And now, we move on, to liars...”

Oh dear. Can’t wait to hear Keane pick the bones out of that shambles.