JeffJ

Debuchy levels of not giving a fuck from Firpo.

Free fall.

Leeds wide open yet again.

Now the Scottish Stores. Camden Hells at a bargain £7.50 a pint.

Good job Ole gave Man Utd their soul back otherwise they’d be in trouble.

Fernandes is such a cheating whiney little bitch.

Can’t defend. Unless it’s a wide open, end to end game then they don’t look like scoring either.

Big names signed, millions spent and Man Utd are further away from the top clubs than ever before. Without De Gea and Ronaldo they'd be in Leicester’s position.

Lee Guan from Sunderland.

Hugo Lloris Karius at it again.

We would have been 2-0 down at the time too

Flipped over to Sky to hear Tim Sherwood just said if Bruce was our manager then Villa’s offside goal would have stood last week. We are lucky now and everything is going our way apparently.

Can’t defend. Can’t attack. Can’t take a throw in. Useless Cant.

Maxi ran these ragged when we won 3-2 two seasons back. If we are strong and compete in midfield as we should, then I can see us making chances. Set pieces could be the difference again. Cat kicking, dildo salesmen, cants 1 - 3 Glorious Kingdom of Newcastle United.

Or it’s his dog who is in charge. K-9-L-Dreyfus

So many MLF’s saying they’ll not spend another pound on the club when Juan Pound gets you 20% of the club.

Rag n Bone Marra

Thoughts and prayers to the letterboxes of Wearside at this difficult time.

Someone collapsed in the Gallowgate.

No, didn’t happen, they always get 3 points up here apparently. What a fucking day that was. After John Carew missed a penalty by a million miles, we were unbelievable. Remember coming out of SJP and the Villa lot already on their coaches with faces liked slapped arses. Aye, that will do today please!

If anything you’ve hit it too well.

Exile thinks the worst part about the whole Bill Cosby thing was ‘the hypocrisy’ RIP Norm x

#Cans

‘Mick, I know you lost custody and you’ve not seen him in years ….. here’s your long lost son, AJ’

In the last few months they’ve seen HMS Piss the League smash into its yearly comedy iceberg, still 3 leagues under the sea. 6-0 at Bolton was going to be the low point …. Only to be followed by the hilarious over reaction to signing a 39 year old, two humiliating losses by lowly Racecourses and the saviour Keano saying no no. While more importantly for them the Mags have gone from a winless relegation certainty under Ashley & Bruce to an invigorated United club on the global stage with the richest owners in the world. We spent three times the worth of their entire club in January alone. Their early season giddiness about playing us in the Champo next season is slipping away faster than Roy Keane heading for the door at SOL. Still they’ve got Dan Neil.