JeffJ

And tried to give Boro £10m & Grealish for Jordan Rhodes. He’s got an eye for a player like. Elmo must be buzzing.

Agnew and Clemence back on the gravy train too along with the son of Steve. Three Steve’s, Two Bruce’s. Poor WBA. Andy Carroll up top. 4-4-Fucking 2.

Missed off the JT Special - Getting your teammates girlfriend pregnant - Pay for Abortion and get him transferred.

…… At Accrington

I like the idea of a back three with those players, good balance, id say all three players are more comfortable in those positions than a two, provides cover for the wing backs and with Bruno sitting in front it should make it a lot tougher for teams to play straight through us. It would also get our best crosser of the ball higher up the pitch on the right. Still think we’ll play with a back 4 like. Either way. Just win. Don’t care how. Just win.

Sunderland representative Wee Phillie, an uber nonce nightmare of a marra forged in the white hot hatred of all things Newcastle. Got to give the Saudis so much credit for saving 1000’s of jobs in Teesside and reigniting the FTM industry in Wearside. Truly a friend and champion of the North East.

Lovely stuff. Puts Man Utd to even more shame, if that’s possible this week, over how they have handled Lingard. Fred the Red commented, “We couldn’t give a fuck about Jesse as he refused to sign a contract on reduced terms. We understand his reasons in wanting a move but we are scared shitless of West Ham taking our Europa League spot and even more terrified of the potential of Newcastle United so we would rather let him rot then walk away for free”

Burn that mother down. Another child orphaned.

Appalling way to treat a member of your staff. Should pay closer attention to their players needs on and off the pitch it would seem. Would save them money, reputation and prison visits.

‘They've broken the rules. Remove Christ from this flag as a matter of urgency’ Fucking Mags putting Christ the Reedeeyma on there. Worse than that Mussy Mosque, Marra.

Everton used up their two loans on El Ghazi and Dick Van Dyke from Salford Reserves so they have to buy Alli in some way. Mental instalments or whatever.

Rather let him rot and walk away for free in the summer than deal with present competition and potential future competition. Big club, small time mentality. Terrified of losing their place at the trough.

Can’t wait to sign Saka in the summer and get his social media to rub it in

Mackem lad I knew was convinced that Allardyce was going to take them into the top 6 until the FA offered him the England job. He absolutely despised the FA as they ‘fucked up their club’ and stole Allardyce. Bumped into him a few months ago in the Bodega in town and he still refuses to watch England games or FA Cup games because of it

One of the transfer nonces on SSN just said he’s getting calls on Origi moving tomorrow. Would make sense for Liverpool to shift him out now after signing Diaz and ACON nearly over.

They will roll out all the hits tonight for new manager - Allardyce, Di Canio, Baaaaally, Keane, Defoe, O’Shea, Stokoe’s statue, Sewper Kev, Steve Cram & Niall Quinn’s breathalyser.

Leave that to Mehrdad’s busy hands

That will bounce

Dildo twins hoying bids in to look busy with no real hope of signing the player like with Raphinha and Phillips.

Don’t think it’s going to happen but signing Zapata would be a sensational way to close the window.

After the deflation of the Watford game it felt we were in such a bad place that we’d just be scrambling around for loans at best. Never thought we’d go and sign a player this good. Money helps but they’ve done a hell of a job selling the ‘project’ to him.

Like for like Aguero replacement. Finished at the top level and has cardiac problems.

Davy Klaassen MKII

Really like the signing, experienced PL ready, better than we’ve got and better than the centre backs from teams around us at the bottom. Howe wanted a left sided centre half not called Ciaran Clark. We’ve had to move in on from Botman but lad will more than do in our position.

There was article in the Athletic which alluded to their owners wanting us relegated as they are scared about our financial power. Smell the fear coming from New York via Newton Heath. Fucking hilarious. Maybe the Glazers should spend less time concerned with Newcastle United and get their own rancid cesspit of a house in order.