JeffJ

Elite

Outside the box and it’s a free kick every time.

Just said the same, he was the pulse of the team when playing centrally with Wilson and ASM wider. Zero impact or intensity in this this mess of shape.

Alreet Sarah Mains. Don’t need the tour.

Oooooooh! Look at me with my lounge. Pathetic.

Good see we’ve built on that 2-2 win against Spurs. Fucking horrific. Well drilled, hard to breakdown and solid defensively. All things Bruce had gifted to him when he took over and turned them into this shambles.

Klopp will take that VAR decision well

Another soft one from Alisson. He’s gone full De Gea, sublime to ridiculous.

Absolutely stunned he had a goal celebration in the locker. Must have spent hours on the training ground practicing that in the hope he got a tap in.

Ashley should loan him to the NHS, he might be useful for people waiting to get the vaccine .... ‘time to roll up our sleeves then you can have a few days off work’

His apparent shock at how Brighton played tells you everything about Bruce and our current set up, ignorant and ill prepared. The way he talks about each game as a one off event, ‘on the night Brighton were very very decent’ like he’s never watched them play since they last humiliated his team, he’s just looked at the table and thought we are only 1 point behind them so they must be shite too. And the whole ‘I’m a fighter and I’ll never walk away from the job’ bullshit needs to be challenged by journalists. He’s a fucking snake who’s continuously quit on clubs when he thinks he can better his bank balance. Nice guy Steve, proper football man? Get to fuck.

And the tactical change from the brainstrust was move Big Jow up top. Stealing a living.

We made it a little bit too easy for them??! Fucking hell man, you didn’t even try. On the night Brighton were very, very decent on the night. Prick.

Particularly enjoyed Sherwood and Merson’s insight into what it takes to manage Portsmouth and play the Pompey way. Glen Johnson chipping in with the fans like their players to put effort in too.

Thought Helder was quality under SBR, looked made for the Premier League. If only we had of signed him and Distin.

Aye, let’s leave it to Bruce to clear up the mess he’s made. Like Father Ted trying to knock out the dent in a car with a hammer.

Souness will be nursing a semi at the dirty cheating Latino getting sent off.

Great pass from Pepe but terrible ball out from Lloris. One of the most overrated keepers going, makes so many careless mistakes.

Hell of a save from Mendy. Enjoyable game this.

‘Demanding support’ getting an airing from Bruce.

Contract extension incoming

Absolutely clueless in the final third. Couple more days off should help

Whoever scouted Joelinton and though he was a premier league footballer, yet alone one who was worth £40m, should be shot with shit and never work again. Possibly the worst atrocity ever committed at this club. And we’ve had George Ormond on the staff.

Dwight is a gowl scorer.

After his dream move to manage Oldcastle United turns sinister, Steve Barnes is a desperate man, in desperate times and has to turn to desperate measures to find a way out in the new novel from ‘very, very good’ author, Steve Bruce ....... TREASON!!