JeffJ

Next time I have an argument with my lass I’m throwing in ‘What are you going to do? Tell Lee Charnley?'

Sheffield Wednesday would have sacked this prick 12 months ago.

We are completely fucked and yet again totally self inflicted. Caps Lock Keith will say it’s not going to stop the takeover, nothing will if you believe hard enough, WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!!!!

telling Jones to f*** off. When was this? bit of lip reading going on while bruce and jones were talking Apparently MOTD picked it up. Directed at Jones? Did they discuss it? Think Jones says ‘careful’ after Bruce says fuck off ...... Then ‘watch your letterbox’

‘When your favourite United have needed you this season then you’ve really pulled through, thanks for the 6 points, sugar tits’

Good job man management is his strength or we’d be right in trouble.

At any other Premier League club this proven loser wouldn’t have been offered the chance to work in the canteen let alone manage the team. He’s a fucking lottery winner, getting a top job and payday at our expense while running ‘the club he loves’ into the ground, leaving us staring into the abyss of another completely unnecessary relegation. He’s been crumbling under the pressure of job for months, he’s loathed by the fans, pitied by the pundits, he’s been humiliated with arrival of Jones and yet after the bully ramming at Old Trafford tomorrow he’ll stand there and say ‘Im up for the fight and I’ll not walk away from this job’. Constantly saying ‘I’ll never walk away from the job’ might be a cry to be put out of his misery but it’s not surprising that he hasn’t even got the integrity to call time on this unfolding disaster before it’s too late.

Cunt is dressed like Rainman ready for the casino.

Fernandes makes so many clear cut chances and then Rashford, Martial, etc seem to miss loads of them but not on Sunday. Bruce’s favourite United 4-0 Newcastle United. And we’ll be lucky if it’s only 4.

Can see Chelsea making a move for Haaland with Werner going the other way.

:: Man United drew with Everton. Aye, 3-3 total masterclass from Ole. Best they’ve played apparently.

Nice to see both Manchester teams playing at their best and destroying Merseyside this weekend. Man Utd’s masterclass must have scared City into this performance.

Meh. Comfortable for Palace. We ran out of ideas after 55 minutes, no guile or creativity. Stopped getting the ball to Wilson and they just shut us down. As with the last 3 seasons, the central midfield options are fucking rancid.

Nice from Mad Ryan Fraser. Got to see more of that.

Miggy setting the tempo again. All wanting the ball and playing with their heads up. Lewis looks a different player.

No, Liverpool's new signing Takumi Minamino has not just been 'bought for shirt sales' https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/liverpool-new-signing-takumi-minamino-japan-shirt-sales-commerical Yes, he was.

Rattled to fuck. Lover Boy Luke will be telling the former Womanchester United captain that ‘NUFC Twitter’ have been calling Jones our new manager and giving him all the credit. Next time we get beat it’s a guaranteed ‘well it’s always my fault when we lose, isn’t it’ from Bruce.

Wasn’t expecting Bamford being this good in the Premier League. Thought he’d be another Vydra.

Just seen the photo of Wilson’s heatmap from yesterday. After months of being stuck up top alone or with a donkey for support, it speaks volumes about how he adapted to the new role so quickly and incredibly effectively, almost like good players thrive on good coaching.

It’s been a better shape, more intent and just the basics of football. The bar was pretty low though.

MNF kind of runs on Carragher v Neville though. It was bullshit from Neville, he knew it but was always going to back Bruce. Great stuff from BT though, Jake sees it like a fan and it’s good to hear that bit at the end.

Good to see Leon Osman ripping into the tactics and exposing the ‘hard to break down’ myth.

Well after two years of increasing indifference, apathy and disconnect from my club, I didn’t think I’d have this level of utter distain, anger and revulsion towards this version of Newcastle United. Thanks, Steve.

He’ll be sold to Liverpool for a pittance by the end of the month.

Good game this now