JeffJ

Well done, Villa, you’ve just battered a bunch of asthmatics

Those Greek coppers weren’t kidding when they told Maguire they’d end his career.

Come on man, can we all not just feel sorry for poor little Ole? I mean it’s so bad he’s been forced to bring on McTominay. Im sure the Man Utd fans felt sorry for Shearer when he took over our dogshit side and got relegated, right?

How the fuck has Souness escaped the dinosaur cull at Sky?

You hate to see it. This could have easily been the score for Brighton last week too. Time for a safe pair of hands at Old Trafford. Brucey, your time has come.

Absolutely glorious

YOU CAN’T!

West Ham looking good. Getting Noble out of the side and not playing 3 defensive midfielders has helped like.

Tactical genius to move him central and shift Fumaca out wide left.

How the fuck is Bardsley still a premier league player? Oh aye, he’s English, white and loves a fight. Dyche Army.

Under Rafa he was 4th choice, couldn’t be trusted, showed no signs of improvement when used and the manager wanted him gone. Under Bruce he’s got a new contract, plays every week, no pressure on him to improve and gets loads of days off.

Imagine how bad we’d be if Bruce wasn’t such a great man manager and motivator.

VAR can fuck off like. I’m not having that as a penalty, he’s got his back to the ball

I’m Kevin Brockman

Remember all the soft penalties Man Utd got last season man. And the previous 20 years. Fuck them. These things level themselves out Hope the VAR farce doesn’t distract from the hilarious shitshow Man Utd have plopped out here. Palace could have easily scored 5 or 6. McTominay was their best player man Looking forward to Neville having a post match meltdown about them not spending money again while mentioning Liverpool 20 times and giving his weetabix haired cheating cunt pal in the dugout a free ride.

Fucking hilarious

Retake Neville gonna have a stroke here

Palace should be burying these cunts. Some great chances wasted this half.

Is Jacobs the one who worked for Bein?

We must a fair few more outside the Premier League. Micky Quinn and John Gallacher in the 5-2 v Leeds

Definitely Mathie, that mint volley v Sheffield Wed.

Matty Cisse Sir Les

Another ‘We got our backsides kicked and rightly so’ moment for Steve. Many more to follow this season.

Been a good start, 7 minutes and McManaman hasn’t said Fletch yet.

Absolute knobhead, fantasist with a god complex ...... and David Icke