Guybrush

If this is a red...

Couple of lads not as sharp as they could be so far.

Are either Mazraoui or Martinez long term starters for Man U? Or is this just a "you start until Shaw is better" type deal? Paging @Froggy for any insight!

The Black Garter man

Absolute bags of confidence in here . On paper we should win, but I'm still not used to being so confident that we will. Thanks, Ashley regime.

Divvin rate Gallagher at all - and in a position we don't need? No thank you, Spanish press.

Just read that BBC article, 9th man

This. Even before Bohley they managed to move on both Salah and De Bruyne . So on that basis, I'm happy to take a punt.

Here's an idea. Let's ban all PSR talk from every thread except the PSR thread. Then people who love to go to PwC on holiday, and worry about our best players leaving, and who just want to plain stop dreaming can have a nice little corner of the forum Meanwhile in every other thread, the rest of us can hope with reckless abandon and feel, if only for a moment, what joy and entertainment feel like. N-O, do we have an accord?

I have absolutely no cover for Liverpool and not enough funds for Salah. Who's worth a punt?

Murphy is arguably the best crosser of the ball we have, so that's got to be a positive for the juice man

Right on cue

I hate this thread so much

Well, at least when we go to the World Cup Kane won't be near the team... right? Right...?

Well.

She's totally right.

Some needs to tell Kane he's not a holding midfielder like. Never seen striker positioning like it.

Why does everyone keep mentioning foreign soil?! I mean, I know why but the frequency is so needless.

What an angle to score from

Not sure that's a pel like

Surprised by this. I thought they were supposed to be the face of the club.

Why are they still banging on about cowbells? Do they bang on about pasta when Italy play?

What a goal

Not a great game but at least we're playing better than we have been...