Guybrush

We are watching international football. Aye, thanks Alan.

Aye, Gordon doing what Saka is doing on the right and we'd be well ahead.

Foden man

How's that?!

I just like that he made a run and whipped a ball in the box. Much better than "patient play" as they call it.

Great ball by Saka there.

And it's absolutely beautiful .

This anthem booing is rank

Nice passing by Trent there. Is Trent the next Jonjo Shelvey?!

That's fair. I just don't see much difference between say him and Lewis Dunk, and Burn can cover two positions and is proper massive. Feel like we're threadbare in defence in comparison to other areas of the pitch.

It's mainly harder for me to name because I haven't been paying attention, that's on me

Couldn't name our defence, but surely our front six is: Gordon -- Kane -- Saka Rice -- Foden -- Bellingham With Rice and Bellingham behind Foden as the 10. Thinking of defence, I know Dan Burn was feeling the heat toward the end, but I still think he would've been a good squad option for England considering our options.

I would punt on Sancho for RW like. It'll be wages that's the sticking point.

Sorry like but I'm loving the footer Proper <marquee></marquee> type stuff.

Corner flags across the North East breathe a sigh of relief

Is this the guy who's perpetually in a state of injury?

I hate this term so much whey, you had a grown up conversation did you? Is that something to be praised? Surely if you have to point that out it means you don't usually have them? Think its the term that winds me up the most. Seething over here .

Finally found a rhythm and sacked? What a weird decision

This awful new numbering system isn't even consistent. 22 at the beginning and then the rest in numerical order. Just horrendous.

Also, if there's one thing the fan forum should prioritise above all else, it's changing that match day number order. Sheer rankness week after week.

No Wilson? Has his other pec fallen off?

Whatever next? Will Luuk De Jong lead the Netherlands to win the Euros? Will Riviere take France all the way to the World Cup final?

Well, well, well . This is glorious.

Could...could we make a play for 5th at this rate?

Put some respect on the juice's name He was immense today!