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Same here! What the heck is going on? BBC has a still of a Saudi player doing a backflip

USA totally out sung there like. Game over.

Everyone celebrating and Trippier over by the ref antagonising the entire Iranian team

I cant understand this. I can understand facing repercussions from a 'laws of the land' point of view, in respect to wearing the band. But, in the laws of the game, how can you justify giving a yellow card for an armband? Show me the paragraph in the rule book where that rule is. Whole tournament just feels like a massive rug pull

Howe: Handles things calmly under pressure Bruce: Won't take training unless it's near Cheshire

Come on!!!

Aye, speaking in a second language is one thing (and can already be challenging), public speaking in a second language (in an interview that demands thinking on the spot) is a completely different beast. Well done, Miggy!

No rivers at all? Say what you want but 89 rand is a great deal and I'd like to learn more.

What's the deal with Paqueta anyway? Before he signed for West Ham you couldn't log in to the forum without seeing his name in every single thread , but I haven't heard much since he's been there. Is he injured? Just feel weird to go from hearing about him non stop to not hearing about any of his exploits in the prem.

And let's not forget the mighty South Shields take on Forest Green in the FA Cup.

Love all the names being thrown about, but with the squad we have I find myself thinking as much about personality as I do skill. Now, I'll see an awesome player linked and think "Aye... but is he canny?"

That Denmark visit is class. What an awesome experience! In regard to what you can and can't say at a match, with enough varied intonation you only need to say "Howay!" An example: (At the ref) Howay! (At the lads) Howay! See? Completely different.

Shame on you all for not remembering our Premier League champion, Mr Danny Simpson.

There's definitely nowt in this tweet, but that would be immense.

It's still Ben Arfa #obsessed But, in 2nd place it's Tripps, Miggy, or Bruno for me.

I love this club

Welp.

Captained Haaland. Bring it, Pep.

Hello, Birmingham Mail! I think Newcastle will win. For any other comments, please check with my publicist.

Class that

Trust Howe completely but I love Targett, me.

Great to get the win. We looked pretty tired early on but luckily we didn't need to be at our best because Everton were not great (they were also quite a dirty team too).

Awesome touch by Wilson on the turn.

Proper handbags there like.

Great goal, that.