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Can't tell we're playing away from home atm

That maske sense, but who or what is a Newcastle World dot com? We need corroboration .

If St Max is out? Bruno. If Dubz is out? Bruno. If Eddie Howe was out? Funnily enough, also Bruno.

Relief.

BBC has it down as a 442 with Joe paired with Wood up top?

What a curious formation. Let's see what this is all about!

That was class. I think we can all agree the biggest win of the night is that we didn't sign Dele Ali.

Bruno with that forward pass man. Already a firm favourite.

Yeah, he's been fantastic.

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Willock is playing for place absolutely. Its great to see!

What a challenge.

This guy is a cut above. What a game he's had and what a player for 12m.

Crowd is on fire. Agree with all the comments about Willock.

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My river is showing some sort of Jonas cancer documentary...

What was that about? Joelinton kicking the ball into his own face

Ah Lascelles, always liked him.

These are dropping like flies. 2 subs in the first half man.

Bruno as the impact sub on for Shelvey in the 2nd? An odd choice on the surface, but there's no way we know enough to fathom why he's on the bench. Early days!

What even is this . Love the confidence of this guy.

Reet, in the name of Dembas past, surely we're all after a mighty Senegal victory?

That image of Steve makes it look like he's bemused by his own name. Really trying to see how this happened. I suppose on paper, at a glance, if you're not paying attention at all, someone might look at his promotions from the championship and think this is a good idea. BUT, all you have to do is the bare minimum of research in to his time here to see this is a bad idea. Phrases like tactical nous have been plucked out of thin air. I would genuinely be surprised if anyone could find one example of this. The man management approach seems to be "ah let them do what they want, it's Christmas" but all year round . I really don't see how you could look at his time here and think this is a good appointment. Proper baffled.

Still would like another attacker, preferably a striker, in addition to a loan for Lingard. A tall order, but there's still time... I hope.