Guybrush

Captained Salah over Haaland? Of course I did.

Maybe he just learned it as an idiom, being a non-native English speaker? I hope any additional signings are a CM and RW, though I feel ashamed to suggest a RW when Almiron remains the loveable scamp that he is.

Ah, the yellow ticker. Never gets old. Brilliant signing.

More time added on? What?!

Dropping like flies like they've been coached by Steve Bruce.

Was the crowd just singing for Peter Lovenkrands?

A fair and valid point

Commentary acting like Tranmere have already won

Why aye! Out of the blue. Love that. He's absolutely class. Happy with that.

There's a man who tries to celebrate with Almiron after his goal but gets his leg stuck in the barrier

What a mental game. And to think the team is still largely the same as last season, give or take three players. What a difference a coach makes.

Me heart.

Bench leaves a lot to be desired like. Still, let's give it a go!

Dear me that is brutal . Brent-esque.

Howay, let this transfer be for us. Forget Wolves! We have Portuguese speakers on the team, that's got to count for something, right? ...right?

Finally!

What a run by Joelinton... what a standard shot from Joelinton

Passing... AND movement? It's still so strange to see.

It's like they're starting with 10 men. Terrible footballer. Phenomenal hide and seek player.

Proper scenes at the extra time goal. That is football. Get in England, class that.

Aye, can't knock that.

Almiron! The Joelinton of our times!

Isn't that where he played before we signed him? Or did I dream that?

A St Maximin track back and challenge there. Saw it with my own eyes.

"Looks like volleyball, not football". I demand these guys commentate all of our games.