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I just feel for all those members of staff in Manchester City's ticket office tomorrow issuing all those thousands of banning orders. Oh, the paperwork.

I'll never understand pitch invasions.

Sponsorless and long-sleeved and I might need a moment or two of personal time alone.

Even though Willock did absolutely amazingly well, in my brain I'll always give the assist for Bruno's second goal against Leicester to this guy. Seven times out of ten, Dummett's conceding a penalty in a similar situation.

Always reminds me of that scene in Anchorman where the news is on in that dirty biker bar and the guy is like "Hey, everyone, shut up, Ron Burgundy's on" and then there's silence. The TV would definitely be smashed to pieces if it was Pardew or Bruce.

I think if the badge was the correct colours on the away (and also third) then it would be even better. I do like the collar.

When I was young, I wanted that goalkeeper top but ended up with the Leeds Utd one instead because it was the same. Being an Ashington lad I suppose I could have played on the Jack Charlton element as I was mauarding dominantly (wandering aimlessly) around the pitch at the Welfare. I was eight, though.

Shame we couldn't have that exact image, each company paying even half a million or whatever. Screw you, FFP.

They're a futility.

"Is this a library?" could actually be a genuine question because they've all been closed and no one knows what they look like any more. I agree a football ground is an odd place to shout it en masse though. #brokenBritain

At least his players can run their buzz off, he has to stand there so it's probably his only chance to get it out of his system. Still an annoying dick though.

I did smile when the commentator said something early on about them maintaining their energy levels throughout the season. They're not letting asthma and, most recently, Ramadan hold them back.

I think the fan experience has to be better because there's nowt much else happening on the pitch. At least when you go to a Test Match you know you're there all week but it just feels like that when you go to a baseball or American football game.

Even just for a one-off, it would be nice if the Reading kit man replaced Paul Ince's initials on his jacket with 3.14. Would make me smile at least.

At least the estate agents in the West Bromwich area will be doing a roaring trade in the summer. Portuguese estate agents can continue to relax.

Luton goalscorer, not sure of the name, pulled a classic Dion Dublin v Shay Given. Always good to see, not when we're on the receiving end though.

Probably making damn sure Bruno paid his dental bills last time he was there.

Commentator asking whether Liverpool get enough appreciation

Tindall on the phone to Liverpool's dealer.

Heading the ball wins you a free kick now?

When his girlfriend has their baby at the RVI they'll have a Geordie child.

I'd be quite upset. Eddie Howe has us in the top half of the table from only two thirds of a season. With half a dozen good signings in the summer, even if we got thumped in each of our first handful of games, we'd still finish top half. After years of relegations and relegation battles, years of utter shit, and then only being 18 months or 2 years into the takeover - top half is heavenly. Poch can go away.

That's quite a sobering thought about parachute payments if you've effectively got 8% of Premier League revenue circulating among a dozen or so of the 72 Football League clubs. No wonder things are skewed, then you throw in owners the likes of Bury, Macclesfield, Oldham have to endure and what a fine mess we've got. AND IT'S LIVE...

To deviate slightly from that image, do we know if Miggy returned that flag?