Lazarus

I dont think you could because of the 2 public footpaths either side of the training ground entrance.

Clare Balding trending on twitter

Welcome to the club Roland - please dont read the thread.

Pay 40m for Gordon then offer Murphy for 20m

Changing the topic ever so slightly...... Who was that lad in the Byker wall who they called the byker rat or rat boy or something. Im sure he was called Anthony Anyway, if he signs we might have to delete the thread and start a fresh one.

Howe: Semi final of the cup Bruce: DD cup

The 1st leg game is the type we would normally lose, how many times has an out of form team suddenly put 11 worldies out against us? But I think we can beat them We got this.

If he gets gets a knock to his ankle I might break down in tears

NO - please dont ever change

Nah another takeover will wipe the slate clean... Followed by more spending

Ive no doubt Howe could improve him but we need someone who can score or assist from wide.

Looking at that, maybe he could be the new DM were looking for...

Nah we dont do that sort of thing here. Is Paquata available?

Good luck to him. Was never suited to Howes system and dont think we ever saw the best of him. That said........£15 million british pounds?

Dean Windass available?

These 8 and a half year deals are amazing If it was us doing that you could bet that the other big clubs would bring in rules to say 5 yrs was the max.

Davide Nicola

Salernitana have appointed a new manager. Its the same bloke they sacked 2 days ago.

We arnt in a position to do a Chelsea and have 40 (or whatever it was) players under contract.

Of course he fucking hasnt.