Lazarus

To Pitbulls Timber Hes signing on Its To-nali Hes from Milan Hes a midfielder Wooo ooo ooo

Of all the things on the forum - the worst bit is the songs???? Pfft

Weds next week 11am

Hes joining the wolf pack - hes Sandor 'the hound' Tonali

1st player mentioned in the old thread is Maddison. Feels like groundhog day.

Eddie taking the piss

Is your surname Schofield?

Im in

Can I get excited or is it too early?

This waiting game is painful

And the sun says it has no connection to the Premier League club the man is currently involved with

Cant be - the Mail says its a current boss.

Face like an angel Physique of a tiger tank Voice rougher than Cubas taste in women.

This is me at the moment

That makes him look like a right dirty bastard and he's not. For every one of those fouls theres 10 where he gets a toe to the ball and wins posession cleanly.

It was a piss poor challenge like. Then we went to Saudi and he started a fight with one of their players, in front of our new owners iirc.

Feisty game by the looks of it. Shame about the waste of all those XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Slurpees

How Michael Owen of him

So....is this deader than a dead thing from dead land?

Walkerville streets are currently awash with spunk.

To be fair - it would take a while to pick up all those crisp packets and Greggs wrappers.

120M double bid for Dom Slob and Josko Gvardy thank you very much.

Fucks sake - have we still got the fax machine in Penfolds old office?