Lazarus

Theyre calling him Upamaguire

That was my immediate thought/wish.

Hes got a portuguese background if i remember correctly. Weve already signed a wet nurse for Tonali.

"Lets play".

@Froggy Is everything OK at Man Utd?

Enrique? Took years to replace him iirc.

Really wish he could have excelled under Howe but wasnt to be. Wish him nothing but the best

I bet he sprinted up those steps

As much as I would like to tip Loki over the edge - Im not gonna tell you, soz.

Young players who make their debuts and are already plastered in tatts.

Ramos also had that unquantifiable leadership by example ability. Outstanding player - not that im suggesting he should be up there with the greats though.

Im wondering if he might be starter, at least for the 1st half a dozen games or so. Willock and Longstaff are not ready due to last seasons injuries. Tonali is new to the league and Howe will likely ease him in. So im thinking Bruno, Joelinton and Billy as starters.

Seen better photos taken of Pluto FFS

Miley not been that wily since coming on.

Bit shakey is you ask me

@Mike If you do get some screen time - show iz ya tits

Manq looked sick as a chip there

Hopefully theres some clause that gives us £1m everytime he wins something. Like a free kick.

Youve just realised?

Captain Ste8k B8kes surely?

What have the lads been playing today? Pickleball??