Lazarus

Of course he fucking hasnt.

All those compilation vids on youtube and not one of them using the terminator soundtrack.

As bad as that photo is it kinda looks like his foot hasnt twisted as much as his boot has. That might be me hoping for the best though.

Must drive opposition managers up the wall...

And they still cant fill the bungalow?

29 players by my count... https://www.chelseafc.com/en/teams/men

Is Bruce definately retired?

Wheres my car keys...

Eh? Hes been banned?

Would the winners be crowned world champions?

Who was that player years back who had his thigh ripped open?

Obvious questions... Has this happened to other away support with similar numbers? If the stand was opened early - why? Is this club policy? For how long? Is it to prevent crowding?? Saying the stewarding complied with the requirements is saying nothing. What were those requirements? And how many extra stewards were on duty?? And of those stewards, how many were around the tunnel? Was any written evidence from NUFC fans submitted? What about CCTV footage? Any fan footage or photos? Obviously the full 'comprehensive observations' may be more specific but thats a non statement to me. Also, observations is a weird term to use.

Not the 1st time hes been in trouble up here to be fair. And for those defending him - Im sure you wouldnt want a half cut dentist/doctor/pilot to be anywhere near you.

He'll get booed at the next home game no doubt - what an absolute idiot. Someone in his position - you just cant take the chance. Nobody can. Theres probably an internal disciplinary process for when the police become involved too. I know ive joked about a maiming bonus in his matches but fucking hell...

Not sure - i just remember him going from Calamity James to pretty reliable in his 30's.

Maybe David James the keeper?

Think Joelinton is already there

Lets be honest if Longstaff added regular goals to his game we'd all be happy. His all round game is very good. Are we expecting to be a gerrard or lampard - no. But havnt chances put on a plate for him and not converting them is annoying like.

Anyone else think Miggy has been working on his upper body strength? He seems that bit more solid.

Henry was an underperforming winger iirc until wenger bought him and stuck him up front.

Hes getting forward a lot more recently and is playing a huge part of our defence and attacks. Needs to work on that shooting though

Warehouse?

Nah - this is the new NUFC - we dont blow it in the cup.