Lazarus

Be laughs if his first signing is Maguire

It costs an arm and a leg there.

Hope he recovers - its basically a stroke isnt it?

Hes under rated if anything - gets through an enormous amount of work in a shift. His touch map probably looks like its glitched out for games he plays 90 minutes in.

Hes had the injury for a year but its minor...Its a minor injury but its plagued him...Its a minor injury but can only play with injections...Hes had the injury for a year but Manure detected it.... Who writes this shit?

Finally watched the last 2 episodes of this. Does Darren Eales have hearing aids. It looks like hes got some sort of gadget behind his ears??

Been wondering when it was safe to come back into the football forum - looks like about now. Howe will sort it - I have zero doubt. I think that Tonali will ultimately become the deeper midfielder with Bruno and Willock playing ahead of him as as those 2 have the footballing intelligence to take advantage of Tonali's passing and movement, especially those one touch 90 degree passes through the lines that Tonali loves to play.

Gonna call him Mitch from now on

Didnt realize Luton were still rocking corrugated iron roofs on their stands

Weve got form for rehabilitating dodgy keepers

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/70432--leverkusen-vs-newcastle/

We still 25 - 1? Home games are winnable. Away games will be....really hard.

Hopefully we'll take a punt on Burn at CB in the meantime.

Chelsea trying to out-chelsea Chelsea.

Todd

Makems at the bungalow please

Aye, makes me furher-ious

Kinda appropriate though

The Beheddie Babes.

Bruno really was overweight when he reported for pre-season.

Hope we shithouse our way to a win so much that Klopp combusts on the touchline.

Gonna be laughs when something breaks and he doesnt notice so our energy bills shoot back up