Lazarus

Im wondering if he might be starter, at least for the 1st half a dozen games or so. Willock and Longstaff are not ready due to last seasons injuries. Tonali is new to the league and Howe will likely ease him in. So im thinking Bruno, Joelinton and Billy as starters.

Seen better photos taken of Pluto FFS

Miley not been that wily since coming on.

Bit shakey is you ask me

@Mike If you do get some screen time - show iz ya tits

Manq looked sick as a chip there

Hopefully theres some clause that gives us £1m everytime he wins something. Like a free kick.

Youve just realised?

Captain Ste8k B8kes surely?

What have the lads been playing today? Pickleball??

I loved his song

i think the heat has been a factor too. But based on the 1st half - Gordon and Miley look very good. Tonali needs to be a bit more adventurous with his passing - but amazing 1st touch Joelinton took a massive blow to the head, hope hes ok.

That Jack Hendry has left Belgium and joined Gerrard

Hes in the wrong sport - made a good catch too. Also was howling at Isak complaining of a low ball so the next one sails way over his head

Never thought Id enjoy 10 mins or so of the lads playing baseball More please

FYP

Nah we love some stratospheric noncing on here.

I'd sell Bruno too tbh. If him and this Tonali fraud cant play together then just get rid.

Im not sure theres been a more shocking transfer since. Also, 6m doesnt seem like a lot of money nowadays but it was huge at the time.

Those sunglasses

Bet hes still got his school PE kit in a bag somewhere

Of course im not ya dafty. Should kept this going LV but youre too canny a poster