Lazarus

Cant wait for the summer window when the whole squad is up for sale

Literally did a Tom & Jerry style double take there

Just get him a pair of those leg braces forest gump stylee

Bayern Munich vs Union Berlin live on youtube

Will miss his eyebrowses

To be fair to that keeper - one of the angles shows the ball changing direction midflight at least twice.

Who's turn is it next? Schar?

So according to the rumours were getting fees for Bruno, Joelinton and Tripps and are gonna spunk it all of replacements. We gonna win da leeg

We were thinking he would step into a role with the backroom staff when he stopped playing....

Theres no way Tripps is leaving. Theres even less chance were getting Kimmich. But just in case - get his phone for betting apps first eh?

Who was that who hit the post just there. Absolutely fucking outrageous run

Is there maybe an argument that the less we spend in January, the more we can spend in summer window? As in spending now would reduce our FFP wiggleroom in the summer is what im thinking. Or have I got it wrong

Maybe something similar happened to Miggy a few years back...

Based purely on FM - Dede and Ze Roberto. In real life? - Ledley King and maybe Christenval

This is better than any win

Our head physio has just left the club / been sacked.

No way Howe gets sacked this season - weve still got players who were in the championship ffs. If he was - the players would be in uproar, so would the fans and the staff - it would be counterproductive. If in the extremely unlikely event he was, who is available?? Potter?

Woan is gonna score isnt he

I think Bruno and Tonali with someone like Olmo would be very sexy.

Botman? Who is he?? I keep hearing about this mythical defender. Has anyone actually seen him?

Anyone know much about that Chevalier keeper in France? He looked good the time I saw him

A midfielder AND a striker on the bench - what sorcery is this?

Wait a minute................8PM on a Saturday night? 8PM on a Saturday?

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