Lazarus

Keegans biggest failing was not upgrading our keeper. As much as I loved Pav, I dont think he won many points, if any, for the team.

GBNews starting a sports segment?

Shite result. Pro's: Fitness levels are a lot better Cons: Maybe they focused so much on fitness that they forgot attacking movement?

Happy days... https://www.change.org/p/change-the-name-of-the-metro-to-the-mitro

Yeah but can he leap like a Gazelle?

Why does the surname ten Hag have the ten in lower case? The dutch have some great names - anyone remember Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink? and the back of his shirt??

I dont think its actually been released as to why hes been admitted other than for tests.

After 9.

JWP would be an excellent first signing under the new regime. He's not quite the statement signing that a few were perhaps hoping for but, yes please.

Bruce: Pros: Fast food sector will show enormous growth. Tactics will baffle Man City analysts. Cons: his style of play requires players who are uncomfortable on the ball and full backs who are Matt Ritchie. So much could go in there

Thats a full strength bayern team too isnt it?

Hows Ajer getting on at Brentford?

A 9 hour Pardew wankathon?? No thanks.

What have I missed? And who is Ken?

Everton would want his contract paying up and then some. I would guess its a minimum of 20m. Maybe Staveley is going down the FFP route...

Hes been in the first team mate

Of course it would but taking them as a pair seems to be double trouble

RIP

I know its not far in flight time but it would be a pain in the arse to do twice a week or 5 times a month or whatever its gonna be.

Neither really good enough but Mitro the better of the two.

Gonna be super difficult to pull off Ten hag and Overmars i think. Its not just the 2 blokes to bring over, its their families too. Anyone even know if their married with kids or whatever?

Danny Murphy man. Very good player back in the day and punched way above his weight when he married an absolute stunner. But as a pundit, christ...

Was it Pardew who got a cut of transfer fees?

What about a 'The week in paint' series Might have to tonedown the hardcore porn stuff though....