Lazarus

That reads like were desparately looking for stats to prove how good he is (which we already know)

To fill gaps in the current squad? Enrique, Batty and Nobby.

Oh god hes editing posts now...

Who is this kid - sign him up!

Kane is smuggling peanuts

San Marino look like Bruce is in charge....

I cant wait to see how he responds to Howe like. Same with Hendrick and especially Lewis. I can't see big Jow becoming world class but if Howe can find his best spot or give him some specific instructions and a job to do, then hopefully he should improve.

Aye - its weird though not having a bingo card in front me...

Fraser isnt classed as home grown? Our problem this window will be moving players on to free up a space in the 25 man squad. We could end up with a few unregistered.

That even makes the chronicle website browsable...

Go-karting? Or an Ashley style fireplace barf-athon at the local?

Mentalists. And so is the lad who's dog has its own en-suite on there.

Id upgrade the canteen and ...no wait, the Beast of Benton is gone. Left back and centre midfield

One touch pass and move. Looks like hes gone back to basics...

£3,855,000m + £30,607,794m = £34,462,794 surely? As said in the twitter link thread, it looks as though its Staveleys 10% of the club (the £30.6m) plus 10% of the recent club operating costs (the £3.8m) payment. Still no idea where the £9.5B is coming from

Not sure i follow that - wheres the £9.5 billion from?? The shares add up to £34,457,794.

Gonna be interesting to see which of our players respond to Howe. Its safe to say they are all under performing and Howe should be able to improve them. Obivously some players are gonna respond more than others, Imagine if Joe Lintone and Hendrick become decent but ASM and Dubs turn to shit

Charnley has resigned his directorship from multiple NUFC companies - https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/kHnDAsvJ46fXs0t1MxAY4iHvtow/appointments. All on the same day too - 7 October 2021. But hes still showing as active on a couple more...

Welcome to the club Lord Eddard. Try not to lose your head...

I think weve been too harsh on Jones tbh. Yes the footballs been shite, yes players were out of position, etc etc but the teams been like this for 2 years. There was probably no point in Jones trying to impose his own philosophy on the team only for a new manager to come in and change it all again. Jones has probably thought that Ill keep the system (if Brucies way can be called that) that the players are used to and concentrate of the fitness side so that their ready for the newmanager coming in. Willock is injured and only played with injections so that limits his central midfield options. Lewis is either crapper than we thought or lacking in confidence so Dummett would normally step in but hes injured too. Dubs might still be working on his fitness following his long term injury so the alternative is Karlo. The fitness issues in the squad were the most glaring issue and Bruce deserved sacking just for starting the season with unfit players, this alone was absolutely inexcusable. To a large degree, Jones has been shat on by a shit manager and a lack of quality depth caused by years of decline. Still couldve played Schar though...

Loved that pic on here of him in the suit of armour.

Even if we do go down its not quite the huge disaster you might expect. It should help get rid of some of the higher earning deadwood but also, it would give us a year to get the infrastructure in place so that when we go back up we hit the ground running.

Our medical department will finally leave the 18th centuary then I assume our injury record will improve. Dubs should be good for a few years yet.