Lazarus

Just watching the latest training sesh. I really miss the 'Ive has a shitter' bib - clark should have it on all month.

I bet you love Gary Glitters music.

Bottom right

The entire squads fitness levels are up - way more than 5% I would say. I think pre-season effectively started when Howe came in

Sell the shares to who though? The consortium? the Trust? All and sundry?

I think Howe hasnt quite worked out how to best use him yet - same with Willock.

Is Bruce back?

If he can work on his composure.....we could have a hell of a player

Loving the love for Joelinton - hes a monster. We are still a bit hesitent and some of our attacking moves arnt exactly 'flowing'. Should be a good 2nd half if we can keep the momentum going.

Kamikazi football. Should be interesting.

Give him his own thread.

Good player but wheres he gonna play? Who's spot is he gonna take? Presumably wide right - wheres Joe L play?

I hear your a racist now Miguel?

I would spunk 25m to 45m on a shithouse DM. Then id bring in a skilful attacking right back and a shithouse CD for around the same. Sell Clark and Hendrick if poss. Then id look at a backup striker on loan. In the summer, bring in another CD and a skilful attacking left back. Sign a striker permanantly then look at skilful right sided attacker and backup keeper. Sell Ritchie, C-Slice, Karlo and Gayle. We dont have to go beserk - maybe 8 players across the next 2 windows. If it's alright with the big 6 thats is.... (This could all change by next week)

Hes also had his wrist taped up for months - no idea whats going on there.

4-1 home win. I know i said that for the Norwich game but I can feel it in my water.

Shelvey has a weird running style that Ive noticed a couple of times now. He sort of sets off at a sprint but after a couple of seconds he sort of backs off and coasts. Be great to see if he can improve further

That will buy 2 new CB's

Isnt he 33 shortly? Hope we can get another season out of him

When are the SD signs coming down? Thought it was til the end of the month

Bruce coached healthy eating out of the squad never mind the rest...

Just wondering what can go wrong for this match a) ASM's knee explodes b) Wilson falls down the training ground bore hole c) Dubs contracts a severe fungal infection at the exercise4less changing room after training