D. Yimentov

Upon learning how much money Zlatan was set to earn at his new club, co-commentator and renowned haemorrhoid, squeaky Mick piped up, "I think I played in the wrong era." Absolute turd of a person. I've never liked an ex-toon player less.

No more ball cupping in the walls on free kicks. It coarse and goes against The Bible.

@Peter Donnelly Your brains are in your arse

Almiron had the ball in the net first half. That was a 2-1 win in real terms.

No consistency. It's potluck as to whether they'll bust out the VAR screens. Looking back at the women's world cup, it's almost as if they were playing a different sport.

He actually looks fitter than normal tbf He's been swimming 6 sets of 200m Front Crawl in the wheelie bin three times a week.

How do modern posters on this forum still not realise that players will never come out and slag off their manager and paymasters (apart from very extreme circumstances when things have totally broken down)?!! I worked for some absolute dickheads but even I can recognise I'd be in the s*** and get sacked (fined / frozen out) if I slagged them off in public and in the press. Some of the subsequent post Rafa understanding of how football and world works have been a disgrace. Yes Greg, I want players to come out and praise Rafa whilst slagging off Bruce and Ashley. That is exactly the point I was making. I accept the players presenting a unified front and praising the current management; that's standard PR, as sickening as it is. I do not however, understand the sly digs at Rafa and the only reason I can give for this is they are happier without Rafa, which, if that is the case leads me to my point about them not being able to recognise quality in management. You've made a nothing point there. You’ll have to point me in the direction of “sly digs at Rafa”? Isaac Hayden: Under previous managers we'd have been more negative, but today we had a go at them. He's only played under one previous manager.

With a sermon from Father Wraith.

Poll and a new thread. What's worse...

He lost my respect with his Ashley's a good owner bollocks. I couldn't wish injury on him but I hope he stands on one of the bairns stickle bricks when he gets up for a wee in the night and it knacks him for a few minutes.

"Jamaal, can you explain the Rafa tactics to the new players?"

Your evidence that I'm Odin is: - I joined a few weeks before he was banned / left. (which makes no f***ing sense) - If we play countdown with my username, Odin is one of the two hundred words we can make. Just come back as Odin. Nobody cares anymore. Not yet. On the other forum I was accused of being a mackem until I hit 400 posts. I think I can see this one out.

Your evidence that I'm Odin is: - I joined a few weeks before he was banned / left. (which makes no fucking sense) - If we play countdown with my username, Odin is one of the two hundred words we can make.

Well that's proof that I'm not him. On the old nufc-forum, I was voted "most insightful poster" 11 years in a row.

I've never understood how FFP can ever really work. Football is corrupt to the core. If some tycoon is willing to throw mental money around, every agent and footballing body will be salivating at the thought of it. They'll just pay their way through rules. Like Ted Dibiase.

Hi Odin. Just thought I'd leave this here. It's clearly Odin. I'm not Odin and I've no idea how that post is evidence that I am.

We didn't pick up a single point at The Dell in 375 games there. The word is a curse on our football club.

I take it that's a sarcastic remark. I'm a luddite when it comes to technology. In that case, I'm not sure I can convince you that I'm not Odin.

Back when Hughton was binned, I heard from a reputable acquaintance that Chris is a full on Communist. Apparently he collects Che Guevara stuff and wears a shapka when it's dead cold. According to my source, Hught had been making his mouth go behind the scenes and was calling for a worker's revolution amongst the players and the lasses at the Donnay shop. In many ways the best black manager in the world was the ideal man for fat Ash, as he could make a loaf of bread last a fortnight, and could make Kevin Nolan look like a Premier League player. Ultimately though, a class of ideologies meant that Commrade Chris had to go. Did Midhat tell you this? I'm not Odin. Perhaps the mods can confirm that we usea different IP.

Back when Hughton was binned, I heard from a reputable acquaintance that Chris is a full on Communist. Apparently he collects Che Guevara stuff and wears a shapka when it's dead cold. According to my source, Hught had been making his mouth go behind the scenes and was calling for a worker's revolution amongst the players and the lasses at the Donnay shop. In many ways the best black manager in the world was the ideal man for fat Ash, as he could make a loaf of bread last a fortnight, and could make Kevin Nolan look like a Premier League player. Ultimately though, a class of ideologies meant that Commrade Chris had to go.

Imagine if he starts investing in the area like the Arabs have at Citeh. There could be a Harrods in The Bridges and Millfield metro station could have plush chairs.

Imagine having that red sweaty smashed in face staring at you from above while banging away......f***s sake Slowly contorting as his toes begin to curl.

Why do people keep writing "wuh" when making up Steve quotes? Everyone in the north of England pronounces the vowel in "we" with a schwa sound (that short nondescript "uh" that English people put between consonants). It reminded me of the mackems writing Jawdees. Try as a might, I just cannot pronounce it differently to Geordies. Sets my sperg signals off.

I have a dream that one day on the rolling hills of Corbridge...