Infatuation Junkie

That’s arlen stint max ya mam.

Dan burn is getting paid a fucking pittance for his awesomeness

Can we just have mitrovic back please

His first couple of touches gave me Chris wood.

I am genuinely devastated. My lad shit himself when wood missed. I went full potato. Bless him. No excuses. As I said about European spot next season. We don’t have a chance with that shambolic lot who sit on the bench. Wood is a waste of legs in football boots. Bet he doesn’t finish his dinner.

Wood. Wood?

It wasn’t meant to mean that I don’t want us to qualify. I would give my left nut to see us on a Thursday night with the champions league music blasting out. I just don’t see our (current) squad depth able to handle two cups, league and champions league in a season. We need to be able to bring big Joe off or botman and not think. Oh for fuck sake not this kunt. That’s us probably fucked. We need the same strength off the bench as on the pitch. Lacelles, longshaft, as examples would get turned inside out all night.

This is why I see a European spot so early in the new regime as a problem.

Chuckled there

Hey Frank. Combe over here a minute.

Everton are really really shit

The way Chelsea played last night make me wonder how they are right down in 10th.

He could always ask Bruce for advice. or seemingly he has already.

Everton will fit nicely in the championship. I can’t stop looking at the relegation end of the table and thinking how we were in that deep dark shit place for years.

Looked good in the highlights. Although obviously mainly showing newcastle. but oh my good god. Why the fuck did we sign wood.

This is the kind of amazing 0-0 draw that you celebrate playing away at psg or Barcelona. We can’t not be happy getting points from the potential league winners.

Botman. He could piss the bed and still wake up with a clean sheet.

Yes.

Wood is a total cunt

Sloppy seconds

I’m sitting round wife’s families house with my firestick burning a hole in my pocket. Waiting to go back to the house to watch it. Abroad so no sky. Need firestick. Going to miss most of first half. Fuuuuuck

Botman hasn’t been on a losing newcastle game yet.

If he went this window. I would like him to go to Everton. No reason but my own. My mate raves about him and he is an Everton fan. He will soon see him chilling on tackles.

We are coping without isaak. Lambs to the slaughter.

No Jesus tonight. Worst case scenario is a draw.