Kid Icarus

How dare you

He should be grateful that the the Messi Ronaldo debate exists tbh, it's his greatest personal achievement to be compared with a player that anyone who isn't mental can see is 100x better.

Most 21 year olds are, imagine being 21 and being in his position I dunno about you but my ego would be unbridled

If the shorts were cream I'd love the 95/96 top. Yet I'd never buy the shorts anyway...something psychological going on there

That's got pub quiz question written all over it as well.

That's unbelievable like

You have the power, can't think of any others like

Retire for me Crissy

Lol, what's the football equivalent of an industry plant? That's Joao Felix, proper money laundering scheme

Some fantastic pens tbf

I'm sorry like, that's not a legal pen imo

I thoroughly enjoyed that

No trefoil, no deal. Fairly unenthusiastic about them tbh, they'll probably look good on though

missed that one

Joao Felix is 100% starting in the overrated/hyped/priced XI

Mbappe still not scored at the Euros?

Ronaldo looking at his boss like Mariah Carey looks at her make up artist

He really did, incredible. A podcast I listen to pitched the idea of him being Dr Robotnik in Sonic and it sounded incredible. [Emotional PSH voice] "I fucking love you Sonic"

Weirdly the best I've ever seen England play in my lifetime has always involved less common formations. The Christmas tree in 96, 352 (or something similar) in 98, then again in 2018.

Ronaldo's petulance and general attitude now is feeling more and more: "I'm open!....RAINDANCE!!!....what is wrong with me today!?

I hate that I have to admire Pepe. One of the biggest cunts of all time but he's 2 years older than me ffs

I like how commentators will use codewords for blind listeners so they know the match is shite. Perfectly poised Simmering

Delicious

Aye because Diame turned into prime Vieira and Merino wasn't fully developed. Changes nothing about Rafa's eye for talent, even some of his flops have come good to a certain extent.