Kid Icarus

It's easily the biggest self-inflicted gimpery I've encountered from any club in the transfer market, let alone just at Newcastle.

FWIW I think one of the main things potentially driving our complete and utter dicklessness in all of this is that Romano tweet/briefed threat about potential young signings not wanting to come here if they see us holding on to a player. I can't think of any other explanation other than them all just being utter gimps.

Shadow Puppets' source saying that the club are going to have one final push to convince Isak, a player with 3 years left on his contract, to stay.

Hopefully the final push to keep him involves pointing out the bit on his contract where he still has 3 fucking years left.

"Studley Goodfuck"

It was 48 hours 72 hours ago.

He wasn't bad he just had some real stand out clangers, but also had some great performances and saves. Not too dissimilar to Pav really. Hislop was a lot better after he left us I think.

If it makes you feel any better at least no one else will want him?

If we're talking peak seasons I'm going 1. Pope 2. Given 3. Krul 4. Dubravka 5. Harper 6. Srnicek 7. Hislop 1 and 2 and 6 and 7 are close.

Think Bandit just had his heart set on Dibling, poor lad. Would have been a strange signing for us in the current circumstances like.

Don't worry while it's embedding, it's fine. Wow, so it is possible to do this.

Was just thinking the same thing. Accepted by Palace but then rejected by the player

Our Liverpool humiliation kink knows no bounds. I'd be stunned if Guehi didn't just run down his last year.

Imagine if it went straight through absolutely no problem

AC Milan after Nunez

What he's reporting is no different to what all of our local journos are being fed from sources in the club. The problem is ultimately the message even if the messengers are still arseholes.

Understand Shmunderstand, grow some fucking balls

Was a tap in of a signing for everyone on here, including me. Shows how much we know and why Howe was after Renan Lodi.

At 110m yeah. Our actions all point towards getting a replacement in. If we're still looking after Sesko I dunno what to say really.

Yeah and that we're bending over backwards to placate Isak to Liverpool when we could use that resource to bring in a CB and 2 CMs

Was always going to happen. Same thing happened years ago.