Kid Icarus

Said areet to a cockerpoo on Northumberland Street, then looked up and it was being walked by none other than Steve Harper. But then I looked up again and Steve Harper was being walked by a cockerpoo.

It's the best and most relatable opinion I've ever read from TCD tbh. Finally something to agree on

Just a general comment, but no one thinks you're hard, or Gordon Gekko because you refuse to accept legitimate reasons for poor performance beyond personal and professional accountability. You just look like an insecure try-hard who watches Glengarry Glen Ross to get in the zone.

Not if your opinion is that too many in our support are hysterical messes who come out with that kind of nonsense on the reg like.

Miggy https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeDCx5QG/

You said he didn't want that type of player? We put in like 3 bids for Maddison, that to me suggests that he at least did even if he doesn’t now. Whether we got close is another matter. Like I said they're not exactly 10s. Maddison played in that exact RW/AM hybrid role for Leicester loads.

Hmm, Stanislas, Josh King, and our bids for Maddison would suggest otherwise like. Not a 10 either, just a player who plays between the lines and can pick a pass. That weird hybrid AM/RW or LW we're supposed to have been after. I know he has, he's still not looked great since returning.

Is it not more of a help out with numbers in midfield move? That's what I've seen it as, that Howe can see we have a problem there.

He came on and looked like the world's fastest man.

I do, I just think it should be and is more likely to be a Maddison/Szoboszlai type. Doku's a bit off the boil compared to earlier in the season as well.

That was like a homage to Titus Bramble. Exemplary for 90% of the match then did something inexplicable that of course got punished

Really shockingly bad in that even with my Newcastle bias it was obvious to me that he gave us fucking everything. If I was a Blackburn fan I'd have been raging.

You reckon ASM wouldn't have been injured for this this season? We do need that lock picker though, defnitely.

Howeh, I really liked ASM but Gordon is obv his replacement

About as good example as you'll see of someone being fit but not match fit.

Too late. Tbf your record with rumours is exemplary

Their 2nd post on the forum

? Someone who until tonight didn't feel inspired to post about anything for almost 2 years

Funny match for Dubravka like, a 10/10 for shot stopping and probably a 5/10 for coming out and taking charge. The sort of thing I was completely ignorant to pre-Pope. I'm not a big fan of these 'entertaining' matches like. We were obviously poor and, I'm sorry, but obviously knackered. Miggy looked like the only player with any acceleration, really laboured, sloppy, and one-paced. Lucky to win, but - let's give this one an airing as well - we'll look better when more players get back and up to speed. Dubravka: 10 Trippier: 5 Lascelles: 5.5 Schär: 6 Burn: 6 Willock: 4.5 Bruno: 6 Longstaff: 5 Murphy: 5 Isak: 5 Gordon: 6.5 Almiron: 6.5 Miley: 6 Barnes: 5.5

Never in dubt

Always the same weirdos you never see post at any other time

Lascelles was probably MOTM before that fuck up. Bramble-esque to go and do that.

A few little tweaks and we'll start creating chances. The wingers need to be more direct and simple, too much needless cutting back and poor balls going in. Isak and Willock look very much like players coming back from injury.

Aye, it was them 2 or Saka and KDB for me and I chose poorly

As often seems to be the case with Howe, he sets a rod for his own back and is a victim of his own success. Bournemouth being 8th on that list should be a joke that you'd only see on some mad 10 season FM save.