Kid Icarus

I want to start out by saying he's not Zanetti and he's not Lampard, but hopefully you'll get what I mean when I say that he shares what they had in that he does the basics at an extremely high level and makes everything he does look like it's the basics.

Hard to comprehend that a 17 year old can play with that level of maturity. The amount of times he makes a wise choice is incredible, sometimes he'll get the ball and I think I know what he's going to do because of his age, then he does the thing a 25 year would do

Hear me out Name a better, more consistent, more well rounded right back in the world * Jackie Milburn talking about Gazza voice * - in the world

Fucking hell

210 bpm during the Brighton home match last season mate. I was sitting on a setee

About as dominant a 1 nil you'll see against a team always likely to spawn themselves to a result but when the truth comes out, aren't very good. We were so much better than them it was unreal and were only stopped running away with it because of good performances from Shaw, Aaron Wan v Wan and time itself, with us understandably looking knackered after 90 minutes. Pope: 7.5 Trippier: 9.5 Lascelles: 8 Schär: 9 Livramento: 9 Bruno: 9 Miley: 8 (how the fuck is he 17!?!) Joelinton: 8.5 Almiron: 7.5 Isak: 7.5 Gordon: 8

Not sure about this whole shooting towards the Leazes in the 2nd half mind

Completely dominant just like last season but in a different way. Hopefully the second half is more 22/23 and not 95/96.

Uneasy about this confidence like. It's still new and doesn't sit right. I'd be more confident and more uneasy if we had more players available. "I'm ready"

Having this in the back of my mind until 8pm is too much for a Saturday like.

Can't believe I predicted Wolves to go down with these jokers in the league.

It nigh on always means things like clearing it rather than playing out from the back I reckon

It's like £40 so yeah. I'm hoping they don't ask me to send it back, but if they do I'll pay up front then you get it back from DHGate after

I got the long sleeve 95/96 top as well and the cuffs aren't elasticated. Still, I got the 88-90 green and yellow top and that's spot on, hopefully I'll get refunds for the other two.

Been buying stuff on there for nearly a decade and this is the first time it's happened like.

Thanks for my 93/94 Newcastle United away top, DHGate. It's flawless.

Arsenal 2 v 0 Wolves Brentford 2 v 0 Luton Burnley 2 v 1 Sheff United Forest 1 v 1 Everton Newcastle 2 v 1 Man United Bournemouth 1 v 3 Villa Chelsea 2 v 2 Brighton Liverpool 3 v 0 Fulham West Ham 0 v 0 Palace Man City 3 v 1 Spurs

As has always been the case, even when we were absolutely shit and Man United were very good, I always fancy us against them at a home night game. Providing we play at our best and aren't immediately knackered, I'm confident.

Only thing I'd disagree with is the similarity to Livramento's, it's nothing like it. Not the type of pen I like to see given, but not really controversial and within 'seen them given' territory. VAR shouldn't have intervened imo.

Fair play to the UEFA officials, last night they gave a pen that was never a handball and then tonight to make up for it they wiped off a pen that probably was handball, or certainly more than ours was, so it all evens out.

Hope they're knackered

"Man United could get a winner in this" In a match where both teams have scored 3 times? You don't say Robbie, you're a genius.

Near post He's going to somehow be incredible on Saturday isn't he?

Get it up yi!

Onana will dive sideways for any ball that's heading directly for him.