Kid Icarus

When I was in my 20s I didn't realise how big a deal pillows and mattresses would become in my late 30s like.

Chelsea 2 v 1 Luton Bournemouth 1 v 2 Spurs Arsenal 2 v 0 Fulham Brentford 2 v 1 Palace Everton 1 v 1 Wolves Man United 2 v 0 Forest Brighton 3 v 1 West Ham Burnley 1 v 1 Villa Sheff United 0 v 3 Man City Newcastle 1 v 1 Liverpool

Proper minor gripe, but there were so many times during the Man United and Spurs matches where I was like 'fucking hell, that's a class angle' only for them to immediately cut to another camera that didn't really show you the goal. Thankfully they got the full excellence of Willock's ball to Isak though.

Always remember that one coming out and everyone raving about it when it was previewed in The Chronicle, then when it came out and the blue was completely different to what it looked like in the preview. Just remember my dad (a printer) saying you couldn't blame it on the printers and they must have been given the wrong colour key or something. Class story, eh. Was still absolutely lush like, but extremely uncomfortable. Itchy neck, abrasive on the nipples and clicky material.

Good to see that we're finally able to offload someone. My suspicion with Fraser was that it was mainly difficult getting his relatively high wages covered, because whatever you think of him, he's not a bad player at all and he showed only just over a year ago that he can be a very useful Premier League one, let alone what he'd be capable of in the Championship. Not sure what happened with him and Howe, it looked like he'd have been fighting with Murphy for that impact role last season. Murphy stepped up and Fraser must have stepped out of line for Howe to banish him.

Can't wait to get him back

Fair play like, it takes some doing to release an episode both early and late.

Hmm, episode 3 isn't there yet.

Murphy imo. He'd KO them with charm

We'll have much better mock ups with the AI content filler in Photoshop. Surprised we don't already tbh

'The hot tubs n that'

That realisation after going into something with a "Find a career doing something you're passionate about." mindset, only for the reality to set in that you've turned your passion into a job is horrible like. I feel like a lot of my generation found that one out the hard way.

"if you've been to Tenerife he's been to Elevenerife" "He's the personification of corporate banter" "Maybe he is really canny, but nothing about him feels genuine, we weren't having a real conversation" I can't really give the other example because if it ever got back to him it would be obvious who had told me, but basically he asked my friend about what they're working on at the moment, they told him and he then immediately just started showing off about knowing someone famous that they'd mentioned and the point of the conversation (what my friend is working on) got forgotten about. Vague I know, but you get the jist.

Aye, from what I've heard since then I'm not worried about this at all now. He sounds like a proper smarmy show off.

I know, I keep thinking this and that it's actually that we're all miserable cynical nasty arseholes like. My mate at work mentioning it unprompted did make me think that it must come across in the way we see it though.

Yeah.

Adam P going for Tonali 20 and Hall 12 on his tops

Someone I work with is currently in a training session and just mentioned that the trainer is being overfamiliar and keeps laughing at nothing inparticular. It's Andy Sixsmith

How would any of us know either way? It's not like you know her dad.

The Tottenham one expecially is excellent man. Surprised you didn't like that. The Arsenal and Man City ones gave away enough to be interesting too.

Why the fuck is captain black not playing Gabriel?

Aye thinking about it now, it's funny how sick we were of adidas by the end. Especially their refusal to stripe the back after 05-06 and us getting identikits every year. That 95-96 year was unreal. Their Liverpool and Rangers stuff was lush as well. Thankfully they seem to be better now, although Man away is hideous

It's all about the 95/96 stuff like. Adidas were class at first, but there were only a handful of good kits imo and the last 4 seasons or so were mainly crap.

We can deck the Halls hahaha

I'm pretty confident that Goldbridge clip will be out of context. Everything I've ever seen from him is him explicitly condemning Greenwood and him saying he doesn't want him at Man United.