Kid Icarus

Probably

Another good Newcastle one

"Leave it to the real journalists" he said, like he's doing Watergate

Little known fact but Oba Martins was actually born on the same day as famous N-O member, me, Kid Icarus.

Probably depends on your stance on both things like. If we're talking about a PIF-loving Greenwood condemner then aye fair enough but that's not everyone.

In fact, that's my excuse to stick that match on again

He was their best player by quite some distance when we played them at home last season. Looks very talented.

Put that Smoggy pillock back where he belongs https://newcastle-online.org/topic/27010-twitter-nonsense/

Sevilla's finishing has been annoying

Their Antoine Sibierski moment

Wahey. About time something woke this match up.

Ah here's Septic Peg

£30m seems steep but not horrific

And yeah it makes no sense. Even from the angle of it being about money, I can't imagine there'll be a net gain from this. If football fans and the public let this slide (honestly fairly likely when you think of other examples) then we deserve all we get really.

Do the people criticising his lass not appreciate that people, mainly women, in those positions don't always make the most rational decisions?

What's the The Telegraph's form been like this summer?

Get in! We did it!

I never liked him for his Pardew apologia, but I do like that he's clearly fell in love with the area and decided to stay here.

I just think most people who do care about it, like everyone else, probably just have bigger fish to fry than kicking off over something like this. Likewise the takeover really, it just all feels fairly trivial in the grand scheme of things, but that doesn't mean to say there's nothing to dislike about it. What I will say though, and I can't believe I didn't predict this earlier, but there's a handful of teams and players out there who are 'sportswashed' now, it's not just Newcastle. But that's where we're at now. Where any hypocrisy trumps all morality, which in turn excuses immorality.

Yes. Will anyone do anything though? No

If there isn't a Ben Arfa section I'm going to go into the kitchen and attempt to smash up the place with a fridge in his honour.

I think you've just described the point hans is making

Looks good but I'm sure it'll be really pricey. The name has just reminded me of the legendary '90s birthday party venue of the same name on Dean Street

Football is one of the few jobs where the people actually creating the wealth are paid the most. It's that no one else gets that deal in other jobs that's the problem, not that they do.

Mad that that's never come up in my recommended consider how much Newcastle content I shove down my neck.