Kid Icarus

Enzo, Caicedo and Lavia is a wierd, unbalanced midfield like.

NWOAT and Wilson over Kane is obviously insane

TIL 2 is half of 6

Most journos get things wrong, Edwards mainly gets stick because he's a bellend Him being wrong a lot of the time is just an excuse to give him more stick

Love that bloke with his hands on his head.

Chelsea sending a player out on loan that they signed less than 12 months ago for £60m would be hilariously on brand like.

"We're talking about Manchester United here, not some wee club in the North East" just off the top of my head and I'm sure there were other things he said.

I'm just pleased there's a new song in the book tbh. That Tonali one is dull as dishwater.

Basically a ratio of impact to time, aye.

Bit of tangent but I wish there was more coverage of Tony Green available. The way my lass's dad talks about him is borderline mythical. A skinny hunched lad who didn't look like he'd have what it takes but was a faster more skilful Beardsley. He sounds out of this world, basically like Ben Arfa with Milner's work rate.

Here's a good one. Which player had the biggest impact/was the best in the smallest amount of time? First player that comes to mind for me is Townsend. Obviously discounting Tony Green (wasn't around when he played, but presumably he's #1)

Makes sense. He's very noticeably always been respectful about us, despite being a total cunt to nigh on everyone else

I totally agree but it's mad that you also like Mourinho There's no difference, Mourinho's probably worse

Can't believe I forgot this tbh. Tiote with 100% pass completion which tickled my stat ganglion. And Ben Arfa just outright tickling my bell end.

Cisse's debut (also against Villa) was excellent as well

Being serious, what's his actual value? £60m?

Counterpoint, the critique is the crying

£115m for a player I've honestly bearly noticed (and not in a Busquets way). a £215m midfield that still features Connor Gallagher.

Daveed. Sissoko's was class, I was in the Leazes/East Stand corner when he rinsed Ashley Cole, but I never thought he was a superstar like I did with Ginola and dare I say it Tonali. Have to admit that I was very excited by Jonas, but the Keegan factor does that to you. I watched that man turn water into wine so many times.

I love how often I see this comment and how often it seems to happen with the common denominator, Eddie Howe's Newcastle United. ?

FWIW I really liked Klopp and I absolutely loved the teams he set up at Dortmund and Liverpool, so I think it's a measure of where he is right now that I think he's a total whingebag.

Yeah definitely. I was well up for getting Harrison and well up for getting Ekitike then Joao Pedro. Then Isak and Barnes happened and it's pretty obvious that they were both higher on the wish list

Presumably he thinks two people standing in a box is more embarrassing than the toddler tantrum he had in it today. He's on the Mourinho character arc, everyone will hate him soon.

I wanna dance with Tonali will hopefully get some traction soon

What's all this nonsense? Desperation to be seen as insightful by seeing something no one else did? ie because it wasn't there.