Kid Icarus

Christ, I'm having a hot flush over that finish

Fantastic showing. Tonali and Gordon excellent. Madley should retire, pathetic cunt.

Really surprised by Tonali starting like

Mad how the PL app has consistently not updated unless you close and re-open it. It's been like that for a decade

Andy Hinchcliffe. The half inch Hindenburg. Hellish and in hindsight. A ha'penny for your thoughts?

What they should have done is got someone better

Succulent news, buzzing.

Ben Arfa masterclass basically. He was absolutely class, ran them ragged.

Just seen a lad wearing an absolutely pristine barcode top from 90-92. Asked him where he got it and it turns out it's an original. Must be worth at least £300. No idea why DH Gate haven't started doing them like.

I have a bit of a 94/95, 03/04, 12/13 feeling about this season. Just thought I'd let yous know

Hang Arteta

That map must have been done before Northumberland Street became the city's tertiary sector CBD. Yes, I did GCSE Geography.

SJP is in the city centre really, it's not a distance from it.

He's at his absolute worst whenever there's a match with an underdog. He talks about them like they're Tiny Tim, even if they're a big club in their own right and the stakes aren't huge. The one that always sticks in my mind is him saying "You look them in the eye and tell them they can't dream" as if they were a stage 4 cancer patient insisting they were going to fight it. It was a 3rd round FA Cup tie and he was talking about Leeds who were playing at home to Man United.

Proper creased imagining being at the pictures and someone turning around and doing that

Give it time. The seed has been planted now

No, he's not areet. Contrived, patronising, pretentious word salad. About as deep as a puddle and delivered with all natural flow and authenticity of a marketing wanker. He's fucking awful, the worst of the lot by a mile.

Ugh, that's a gutter. So important and I love watching him play.

Always intruiged by these mad bastards who do things like decide to triple captain Rodri in GW1

Ronaldo, Salah, Bale, Sanchez, Suarez as well off the top of my head. Ronaldo and Salah were set and forget captains for a couple of seasons like Haaland is now

So boring like. Burnley look like they could actually be good as well, but Man City just suck the fun out of everything.

I feel like from Ronaldo on there's always been that one player you have to have or you've got no chance.

Ice cold

If we were at home I'd be pretty confident. It's definitely the best time to play them

Imagine getting a lifetime ban over that