Kid Icarus

I thought Wilson was class on Wednesday like. Didn't score but everything else he did was brilliant CF play.

Absolutely no idea what the lads on Gallowgate Shots were smoking last night like. One of them was saying 'there's nothing going on with our attack' and reckons Wilson isn't playing well. Then another predicted a 4-1 Spurs win and they all predicted we'd lose easily. Very weird I thought.

I think people have jumped the gun far too quickly with Lampard now supposedly being better than Gerrard like. Everton's results have been okay so far but that's it and I'd put that down to a couple of solid defensive signings and a competetive midfield. Coady and Tarkowski were good signings, especially Coady. Beyond that though, they create very very little and their wing play especially is non-existent. They've had 1 shot on target in the last 2 matches. 1!

How is Johnny 6th?

Mings actually is the defender people mocked a while ago like. I swear for a while he was a very good defender that had the odd high profile mishap now and again. Now it's again and again.

Mitro's always been a horrible cheat like, hated it when he was here

Wasn't a red and wasn’t a pen like

Gutted that Villa will probably be better than this when we play them

Truss has gone

We've played Man City at home, and Liverpool, Man United, and Brighton away. Despite that, we have an almost 50% clean sheet record of 5 in 11 Not only that, but we're also wondering if Matt Targett's going to get a game, pretty unbelievable like.

Forest 0 - 2 Liverpool Everton 0 - 0 Palace Man City 4 - 0 Brighton Cheslea 2 - 1 Man United Villa 0 - 1 Brentford Leeds 2 - 1 Fulham Southampton 0 - 3 Arsenal Wolves 1 - 1 Leicester Spurs 1 - 0 Newcastle West Ham 2 - 1 Bournemouth

Sounds like Rigatoni Pulis is already boring the life out of Spurs fans with his dull as fuck football.

I mustn't have noticed how good he was. Trippier and Schar were unreal but Botman and Burn were more sloppy in possession

If there's one of the 'big six' we like playing, even away from home, it's Spurs. I'm still just looking for a performance here, any result for us would be huge and unexpected.

An unlikely Villa win tomorrow please ?

No less relevant than your fictional scenario

We've gained points on Chelsea, Spurs, and Brighton, that's how I'm thinking about it.

I need to find Evra's outfit

We're most prolific from the position we all agreed was our weakest

Joelinton also should have won the game for us and both teams should have had pens.

I don't think think those things are that big a deal. He has promise but I don't think he's quite there yet, Fraser's the one to bring in for me. We both agree that Murphy should probably come out though, it's a guttner for the lad but he's just not pushing on.

Aye he's a proper tenacious little rascal. I'd bring him in for Murphy.

He started well, but he wasn't great. Can’t say I thought Anderson was much better mind, I'd be bringing Fraser in.

All the teams look leggy tonight like