Kid Icarus

Tbh I want OGS to beat Liverpool, go on a run, maybe spawnily win the FA Cup, or do anything you could mistakenly perceive as progress that'll keep him in the job for even longer because he's absolutely shite considering the players they have.

Laughing thinking about all the maniacs who scream FUCKING CLEAR IT MAN! at any opportunity having to watch Newcastle's defence constantly try and pass its way through a press.

The only people that'll be taken in by all that shit is people who never go on the internet.

Hung out to dry ffs, he willingly took payment for that exact role.

I can't stop laughing at SSN.

Obviously looking for the sympathy vote forgetting that he's managed 10 other clubs whose fans are probably all laughing along.

Was someone in the SSN studio laughing when the presenter was listing the insults?

Getting to 1,000 games where you've won 7 more matches than you've lost in all competitions. That's truly an unbelievable achievement in failing upwards by being nice to people in the media.

Did you not hear him in that news conference? Absolute crease. "The one thing I would never doehhh, the one thing I'm not going to do is walk away'

Having the benefit of largely ignoring his time as Newcastle manager, I find him really funny tbh. Proper listing the excellent insults he's had thrown at him. 'fat useless waste of space.' ffs

Bruce having to reiterate to Luke Edwards that he's in a happy, loving relationship with his wife.

Did they call you names Steve? Did they call you things like chippy tits and inept cabbage-heed?

Adios chippy tits

https://youtu.be/3FbBFAz696k

They all presumably like Lee because he's polite and rarely late.

They more or less said "Newcastle can't just waltz in here and do what we've all been doing" without any hint of self reflection. This is one aspect of the whole thing where it's pure hypocrisy, jealousy, and the chickens coming home to roost. This was wrong in 2003, not 18 years later when there's a bigger fish.

I feel abused just over asking a question

I have The Athletic (ooh look at me) which article is that mentioned in?

He's so wordy now it's ridiculous. Completely takes away from the images telling their own story and being funny in themselves. He used to write 2 sentences per caption at the most, I'm sure.

Paul Lambert is maybe the only manager out there who's as bad as Steve Bruce is at this level.

Imagine that lad on here's reaction if it ends up being Howe. I don't mind Howe in an attack mitigating for lack of any decent defence sort of way, but for that reason he wouldn't be the right choice I don't think.

Giggs?

This talk about following the correct process is strange considering they're following one that no other functioning club would ever follow. You sack the manager first, you don't keep a manager who knows he's on the way out, whose presence alone negatively affects the team and fans, whose position is undermined with the players, and who is in a shocking run of form. It's very obvious straight away that these are not football people and that they need to get some people in who are. It seems the problem is chicken and egg in that because they're not football people, they don't know who to turn to.

Massively undeserved