Kid Icarus

The Man City reaction to goals is terrible like. Like a spoiled child being handed another amazing Christmas present, it almost isn't their fault but it's still shite.

Pretty pleased with myself for getting the Man City result right

We went to Anfield, where we haven't won since I was 10 (I'm 37), without our best player, our main striker, our first choice RW and centre backs and I'm sat here pissed off because we've been robbed from a deserved draw. Right now I'm pissed off, but once I get more philosophical about it, I'll realise how far we've come.

His coat tailing with them is beyond weird like, he played like 70 games for them.

Something's clicked inside that demands vengeance now like, I'm not having that. I'm expecting fire and brimstone at the weekend and when Liverpool come up to SJP

Trying to remember the last time I even cared about us having been robbed.

He was excellent, I would honestly be the first to jump on him.

Dawdling on the ball wondering whether to use the one thing he has (pace) and allowing 63 year old Roberto Firmino to catch up with him and nick the ball off him. Fucking shit for brains

I'm beyond feeling bad because he's probably canny. He doesn't belong at this level and is maddening to watch

They were shite like, absolutely shite. Deserved nothing

I don't understand why it's up for debate? The replay showed he was offside. It was very, very tight but clear to see.

It's not really needed, you can see it, he's leaning beyond Gomez.

Ooooh, Liverpool's mentality monsters. Nah, they just kept playing until they scored. Disgusting from the officials

He was offside, definitely.

Well I'm pissed off, so that's new and quite good. Cheated

He was offside

98 minutes from 5 minutes added time is completely out there. Never seen that without there having been a big incident. Literally cheated.

They're not winning anything this season like, unreal how much they've fallen off. Having to Man United spawn their way to results.

98 minutes in 5 minutes extra time Aye right, corrupt cunts. Fuck off. Rating the players at 1-1 with that being the actual result. Pope: 8 Trippier: 7.5 Lascelles: 8 Burn: 8 Targett: 9 Longstaff: 7 Willock: 6.5 Joelinton: 7.5 Fraser: 8.5 Isak: 8.5 Almiron: 8 Wood: 6.5 Murphy: 4.5 Anderson: 7

Canny funny how that know-nowt Chelsea fan Rory Jennings was so aggressively against the idea of Haaland winning the golden boot and said he would flop. Daft cunt.

Decent half. Could be better could be worse.

The one thing I'll say about Lascelles is that when we're not the dominant team and the opposition play it long he's very good in the air. Liverpool will dominate and TAA will probably be peppering our box with balls from deep, so maybe that's the thinking. Risky though.

Would need to be: Eezak good Eezak good Alex Eezak good to work though

Wish we'd do more stuff like that, would be absolutely class!