Kid Icarus

John Hammond is absolutely seething.

Yes!!

So insecure

Love that it was him, he thinks he's fucking mint and he's not.

That image was a complete lie, I don't trust it at all.

That wasn't even overreach, it looked entirely made up.

Nobody can tell me that's real, they're fucking gaslighting us now

That's not fucking offside man

What the actual fuck.

Losing at home to Palace would be some achievement like.

Wow, looked way off in real time.

Must be offside that.

That's hand ball, fucking hell.

Who we playing tonight?

It begins

Highly recommend watching all of the replays of his goal in the extended highlights at 0.5 speed like. Razor and Ando will sound like they've had 20 pints, but the angles are amazing. This one especially

I think his relative drop off in goals has effected his decision making a bit. A Barnes that's in form either buries that chance in the first half or squares it to Elanga.

I don't mind the whole 'they weren't even that good' point like, I've said that loads about us this season, but saying that when the other team only has 10 men for 45 minutes is something else like. Even if we were bad, that's the baseline expectation of a team in that position.

It has, I'm pleased Howe kept trying it though with hindsight. He really believes in his players like.

Lowes had some weird ticks that used to get on my wick though When he used to go '[player name]...[long pause].....has scored' along with 'and I'll tell you what...' Probably doesn't help that he was a complete bellend irl as well like.

Aw aye, comfortably better than those two, and not necessarily because either of those were that bad.

It's what makes Razor so good, he's authentic and that authenticity cannot be faked - imo because he's commentating on the team he supports. People see through it when other commentators try and go on like that.

Just curious about whether anyone who has previously said something along the lines of 'he's never a CF/Striker/number 9' has now changed their mind? It's not about digging people out, it was a common and well-justified opinion, but I'm interested about whether his turnaround in that position under Howe from a seemingly hopeless situation has been eye-opening in terms of what's possible with Howe's coaching.

You tend to hear some absolute bilge coming out of some of football fans anyway, but the younger 'you don't know you're born' types who have the attention span of a goldfish and have the worst opinions you've ever heard in your life are a different breed entirely like.

There's no law against doing faith healing on a pig. No way should Burn have been sent off, it doesn't even qualify as an elbow. Cunha's flailing arm on Trippier was more egregious (and also not deliberate or a foul)