Kid Icarus

Mitch Murphy had a bigger role in Home Alone than Jacob Murphy has in our team. Let that sink in.

Murphy with all the conviction and confidence of an emo Gabriel Obertan.

I get the impression Botman isn't happy about playing with these knackas

*Anderson

Sheff Wed appear to think Armstrong is either our most dangerous player or our weakest link. No time on the ball and he's not handling it that well.

Manquillo's been good

Could have sworn he'd played the least

Missed the Bruce years so haven't witnessed Ritchie for ages. I love him though and almost take it personally when people are shan about him.

Longstaff hasn't played all that much has he? Definitely not as much as Willock and Joelinton

Trippier isn't just a Kincline signing either, he legitimately became the best player I've ever seen play for us at right back within about 20 games. He ticked every single box there is - fantastic player, incredible influence and leader, an absolute bargain, came to us when it was risky - he's the full package like.

Probably the most transformative signing in my lifetime like.

Hate VAR calls like that. No advantage gained, the opposition catch up and are beaten again. Isak's second at Liverpool being another example

I'd take Cody as backup in a heartbeat tbh. Don't think he's wonderful or owt but he's a good organiser, decent defender, and a really positive character

Lolololololololol

Football's mad like, no idea what Everton did to draw with Man City away, or what happened after, because that follow up match at home to Brighton was as bad as it gets.

Matterface and Dixon commentating on yet another fucking televised Man United FA Cup match. I'll watch pretty much any football that's on

I don't think of decisions going for or against teams unless they're wrong tbh. I don't think correct decisions going 'for' or 'against' teams is worth much.

I thought he was a proper wrongun?

So, so boring. Chelsea strike again

Ake's been class this season without anyone really mentioning it

Fair enough. Spurs, Southampton, Villa and Leicester isn't much of a big deal though and they were very unconvincing in the last 2 of them.

Why on earth is Klopp nominated? As crazy as that year he won it for nothing

Correct decisions though. Imo the only wrong decision we've had go in our favour was the Bournemouth handball that we got a penalty for.

I don't understand these people who've put Chelsea players in for the double game week like. A) They're hardly in good form 2) One of their matches is vs Man City, and D) They've spent points or used a wildcard to do it.

That reads like and should be a parody stat